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  • June 6
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

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Favourite Visual Artist
Matt Roszak/たまにゃん
Favourite TV Shows
Craig of the Creek/Summer Camp Island
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Machigerita/Utsu-P/Masa/Hideki Naganuma
Favourite Books
If webcomics count, 8-Bit Theater
Favourite Games
Jet Set Radio Future/The Sims 4
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox original
Tools of the Trade
Medibang Paint(Android)

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i usually like this kind of fetish art, but it kind of squicks me out to draw or edit real people as fetish art. you do you, though.
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