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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

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ShadowKitty99 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Hello my friend it's me EtoChan13  and my main account is unbanned now so go and watch me here on my main account ShadowKitty99 
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ebflover777 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'll follow, thank you!
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ShadowKitty99 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
np and thnx :3
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EtoChan13 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2017
Hi my friend, It's me Shadowkitty99!
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ebflover777 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi!
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just-denied-entry Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2017
Your bio is a RebelTaxi copypasta.
You seem to be a person of culture as well.
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ebflover777 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you
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JudasHerodes13 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thank you kindly for the support (watch)
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ebflover777 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're art is amazing, you're welcome?
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JudasHerodes13 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2017  Student Digital Artist
:nod:
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