If you've made it here, then you're obviously lost. Since you're lost, you probably expect me to tell you how to get back on the right track, but I won't. So sit your ass down and listen to me for a bit, you're going to be here a while.
I'm Evan, but I go by Earthbounder, Earthbounder Ness and "Manly" Kittan online. I like to play dress up and roam around highly crowded places from time to time. I also play video games, but who doesn't nowadays?
If you expect to see works of art here, you're going to be sorely disappointed; and no, my body does not count. I draw Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff on iScribble boards now and then, but that's as close to actual art that anyone will ever see from me.
Current Residence: Bellevue, WA
Favourite genre of music: Chiptunes
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Favourite cartoon character: Coop from Megas XLR
Personal Quote: "Cosplay is pain."