Sorting ceremony

This picture, actually, greatly suits russian fanfic "Terminator", where Harry is a sick mad bastard, who manages to convert Sirius to maphia lord, weaponise Nevill's cauldron-melting potion, kill a basilisk with a Molotov cocktail and either electrocute and then lobotomise Voldemort in St.Mungo's hospital/accidentaly lobotomise him with a lucky headshot/drive him insane by (Potter) imagining himself as a kawaii little girl from anime during legilimence by Voldemort. Sorting Hat even said there "Oh my... Too bad I can't sort you directly into Azkaban". Also, Harry's Patronus here is a silver battle tank. If you want to read this madness in russian (no translation available), there you go: www.fanfics.me/index.php?secti… .