Ouch, this can't have happened in Real Life. OSHA has a minimum clearance standard for ceiling fans in public places like bars and restaurants. So, if Candi's ears can reach the spinning blades, then that fan is way below standard. Plus, with more of these being installed in homes, newer models have a resistance sensor that kills the power if the blades get impeded. Please tell me that this piece reflects only a "being a waitress sux" vein of humor, and not a "got hurt at work, and everybody lol'd" commentary.