DukeNukem3dplz

1/ Duke Nukem's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Duke Nukem. 2/ Mr. T pities the fool. Duke Nukem rips the fool's head off and shit down his neck. 3/ There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Duke Nukem finds it delicious. 4/ Duke Nukem can kill two stones with one bird. 5/ Giraffes were created when Duke Nukem uppercutted a horse. 6/ Duke Nukem doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pigcop's blood. 7/ In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Duke Nukem could use to kill you, including the room itself. 8/ Wha