1. What annoys you most in the world?
Bad arguments. They're everywhere! Like the SOPA one "Counterfeit goods hurt American business, so lets police fair use on the internet" BUH? That's like saying "Cow farts contribute to global warming, so wear leather!" It gives the impression that they're connected and going to help, because hey, lets stick it to the cows, but since leather is a byproduct of cow farming....
2. If you could be a mythical creature, which would you choose?
Shapeshifter, because I would love the freedom to choose how I look on any given day.
3. If a tree falls in the woods and hits a mime, does anyone care?