Part 2 (title: savaging dragon)
Spike: Hey, a cherry jam filled donut, with extra sprinkles!
Donut joe: Okay, dozen or single?
Spike: What do you think?
Donut joe: Uh........ Dozen, for your favorite?
Spike: Okay, if i tried a new favor a time ago, i like it, you gave me the usual, and i said no, would that mean i have the last favorite, over and over again?
Donut joe: No. So, single?
Donut joe: Right away.
Twilight: Why didn't you ask the chariot to go home?
Spike: Because i wanted a donut and you won't listen. And you told me "after the ball, we're gonna go get donuts and you get to pick any kind or more.".
Twilight: Didn't i changed my mind?
Spike: No you didn't.
Twilight: Yes i... Oh, i didn't.
Donut joe: Here, ya go.
Spike: IT'S WHOLE WHEAT, DUMBASS!
Donut joe: That's because, the manager said that all donuts are whole wheat.
Spike: (Either, i talk to the manager and give him a lesson, or get out and never come back.)
Spike: (Since they have everything,) I'll speak to the manager.
Donut joe: Okay.
To be continued.... (part 3 is bad blood!)