DrunkenFairy

1)I am not paid to be psychic.   1a)Monet made a whole fuckload of pictures, no I don't know which one has the waterlilies you want. 1b)No, I don't fucking know which picture will go with your couch. 1c)I don't fucking care if your dog/cat/fish will like it or not. 1d)I don't know how much light your living room gets. 2)Yes, I am the professional.  Yes, I do probably know what will look good.  So take my fucking advice already!  Your picture is red, green mats and a purple frame will not work. 3)What fucking difference does one/two dollar(s) make?  You're already getting 10% off!  No, I'm not knocking it off the price for you. 4)Yes, l

Question:  What business brings in fewer customers per day than a bus depot in a NWT town with a population of 3200? Answer:  An art gallery/framing store in a mall in Surrey, BC. Well, as of April 20 I once again became gainfully employed, this time at a "Design Consultant" and "Sales Associate" at an art gallery/framing place.  Today, I've sat here for 6.5 hours so far and done $15 in sales. Get to watch lots of people walk past the store.  And call security on the kids riding the escelator railings.  I think the only people who look more bored than me are the clerks over at the handmade jewlery place.  As my boss said the day she hired m

Ok, so it's been a rough couple of months.  Quickly put, December was stress about travel, January was out of commission due to injury and Feburary was spent playing catch up from January.  And now I'm going to start catching up with the stuff I've missed on here (over 900 deviations to look at) as well as slowly updating. I'm still here, -Amanda