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I AM THE AMAZINGLY ROTTEN DR. IVO ROBOTNIK! BOW DOWN OR PERISH! NOW THAT MY GREETING IS OUT OF THE WAY, ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THE REASON WHY I AM HERE, AT THIS INSIGNIFICANT WEBSITE. I AM IN BETWEEN INVENTIONS AND FIENDISH PLOTS TO DESTROY THAT BLUE, SPIKY MENACE THAT YOU CALL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. DISGUSTING RODENT! I HATE HIM! MY LAST PLAN DIDN'T GO ACCORDING TO... PLAN. IN SHORT, IT BLEW UP, WE SAILED ACROSS THE BACKGROUND ART AND LANDED ON OUR FACES IN A POOL OF SCRATCH AND GROUNDER'S OWN INCOMPETENCE. I AM NEVER WRONG! NEVER! BUT I SWEAR, THIS ONE WILL BE THE ONE TO FINALLY DO IT! BY COMBINING AN OUTDOOR POOL WITH A STEAM SHOVEL WITH A F