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How to Get Fat by Dr. Feeder Introduction This article is not for people who are 'too skinny' and want to reach a normal weight, or for people who want to put on muscle, or for people who want to gain weight for health reasons. This article is for people who want to be fatter than they are now. People who want to be fatter than the insurance charts and diet mavens say you're supposed to be. This might not be the healthiest thing to do. You're doing it because you want to be fat so much that the risks are worth it. Consult a doctor, or at least check out the Life Expectancy Calculator to see what impact this weight may have on your health. You may be able to do other things to compensate. Also, while these tips will help you gain weight, you should go back to more sensible eating habits when you're not gaining weight. Of course, happiness contributes to health, so if getting fat makes you happy, there might be a positive effect on your health! If you try out these tips, I'd

Just some cartoon gags I've come up with for a new theme: "The Humiliation Café". Which, if any, are the best ones, the ones that I should have illustrated? I won't leave this up long, so please respond soon if you're going to. Waitress, serving banana split: Just a warning…these are really fattening! Slim Carol: Relax. I only have one a year! Waitress: I’ve heard that before. Caption: At the Humiliation Café Waitress: What happened to “one a year”? Carol: Okay, two a year. Caption: At the Humiliation Café Slightly-plump Carol: No snarky remark about my lack of resolve? Waitress: No, you have plenty of resolve. You’ve resolved to get fat! Caption: At the Humiliation Café Jane, a slim young woman diner, being served cake: Hey! Why’d you give her a bigger piece? Waitress: She’s a fat girl! She needs a bigger piece! Fat young woman blushes Caption: At the Humiliation Café Jane, with a starter belly: Wow, you gave me a big piece! Waitress: Why not? You’re clearly not watching your