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The Silence of the Lambs (for beginning readers)

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Quick, Henry, the Flit!
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"Now we have dr. Hannibal lector. Many would consider him to be quite clever and smart. But the truth is,he has the taste for your own beating heart. During the war,he saw his own sister made into lunch. You may think to yourself "did he not like that very much?". The answer is quite clear to see,for he favors a human's liver for some fauva beans and a nice kiantee".
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Nice.
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EdgeLordessHobbyist Writer
Oh god its the The Silence of the Cat and the Hat
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TrentStaleyHobbyist Writer
This would be a hysterical gag gift, y'know, if the book was real. 

If you ever do that, tell me. There's an ex-girlfriend I'd love to give it to >:)
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Haha!
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Do you have any for REAL beginning readers, as in, slow kindergarteners? I have way too many this year and am not sure if I'll make it to June. :tombstone::zombie:
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Best of luck!
allardnicole89's avatar
Shouldn't laughed as hard as I did.....
9863250's avatar
For beginning readers, nice touch!
ChucklingDevil's avatar
I saw this and instantly loved it.
Wonderful twist on a loved franchised!
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ThatSleepyboy14Hobbyist General Artist
Love it!!
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HGWizardHobbyist Artist
Oh my god, I'd love it if you drew the whole movie out!

"I look in the mirror and I like what I see,
I know in my mind, that I would fuck me!"

Hell, the phrase "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" is already a Dr. Seuss type line!
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Nice.
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VenisiaGHobbyist Photographer
This is so awesome!
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DrFaustusAU Traditional Artist
Cheers.
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OhthehumanityplzHobbyist General Artist
I love the design of the moth here. Beautiful job recreating the poster.
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DrFaustusAU Traditional Artist
Thanks!
rjhindman's avatar
Oh man, this is one of the best things ever!

There's so much classic dialog in that movie I bet you could come up with some amazing "Seuss-ified" text.
zer0veryed's avatar
Omg this is has just made my day I will be so sad if you don't complete this.
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Now, if you do the whole story, I will be impressed.
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DrFaustusAU Traditional Artist
Ha!
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vindurzaHobbyist General Artist
I laughed at this more than I should have XD
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Oh god. With Cthulhu it was pretty easy to make it kid appropriate, but how do you do that with this?    XD
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evoluzioneHobbyist General Artist
Made my morning! :)
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