The Evil Dead are in my Shed!

The Evil Dead are in my shed,

in my kitchen and under my bed!

It's not my fault they walk about,

my friend's the one who called them out!

I told him not to read that book,

I told him not to even look.

I said, "It's made of skin, not cloth nor wood,

it has a face and that's not good!"

But from the shelf he took the book,

and in the book he took a look!

Then from the book, it's lines he read,

that raised the army of the dead!

Now the Dead walk here, the Dead walk there,

the Dead are walking everywhere!

I've no place to hide and no place to sit,

I do not like this, not one bit!

I hate the Dead I must announce,

I hate the Dead that are in my house!

I do not like the Evil Dead

I do not like the Dead I said!

By Darcsyde