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Religions of the World by Drekeagan Religions of the World by Drekeagan
I got this shirt at a gift shop during a Fourth of July fireworks celebration last year down at the pier. I found it too funny to pass up, and as you might have guessed by my taste in humor, I'm not all that religious. I'm actually think that all religions are good, so no angry comments okay. Let's just get a good laugh at the jokes here, I personally find most of them to be pretty funny :)

Update: This shirt wore out and eventually got ruined in the wash, so I no longer have it. I wore it for about two years, and it provided a lot of laughs for a lot of people. I'm really glad that so may people liked it and found it funny.
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:iconbastius6078da:
Bastius6078DA Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm calling the spanish inquisition
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:iconwhaiftees:
whaiftees Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017  Professional General Artist
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2017
Thank you! Enjoyed it a lot while it lasted.
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:iconshernod9704:
Shernod9704 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016
Shrekism: Shrek is the greatest shit
Shermanity: The Peabody family are the greatest shit.
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:iconthisf---ingguy:
ThisF---ingGuy Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2018
Batmanism: WE ARE THE NIGHT!!
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:iconshernod9704:
Shernod9704 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2018
I don't get it, where is shit?
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:iconstevegreen2015:
Stevegreen2015 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I loled XD
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:iconspartans300:
Spartans300 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I could see this be said on the Daily Show. rofl 
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:icontoaantan:
ToaAntan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
You forgot "Atheism: No shit." and "Agnostic: MAYBE Shit happened" lol
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:iconstevegreen2015:
Stevegreen2015 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 31, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Deism = I believe shit happens, but not the man made organizations of shit happening.
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:iconlisa-im-laerm:
lisa-im-laerm Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Smiley by llexandro
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:icontultsi93:
tultsi93 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 15, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Atheism: No shit! :D

Even though Atheism is not religion...
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:icontotallydeviantlisa:
TotallyDeviantLisa Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahaha! XD
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:iconkingcinnamon123:
KingCinnamon123 Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Scintology: THIS SHIT IS EXPENCSIVE!!!

Agnosticism: I DONT KNOW IF THAT IS SHIT????

and so much more coming!!!!
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:iconshernod9704:
Shernod9704 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016
I know right.
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:icongreatkingrat88:
Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Atheism: No shit.
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:iconmamalucia:
MamaLucia Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You need to add one:  Atheism :  No shit! :laughing:

I have a T-shirt with variations on this theme. :nod:  This one is far more complete, though. :clap:
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:icondaneofscandinavy:
DaneOfScandinavy Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, I especially like the Hindu one "This shit has happened before".
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
Yeah, that one's a good one line description of reincarnation.
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:iconpandaren-chaplain:
Pandaren-Chaplain Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:icontruestoryplz:
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:iconmasterofhelium:
MasterOfHelium Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Eastern Orthodoxy: There are three turds, but they all are the same shit.
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:iconzeonista:
Zeonista Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
:D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) 
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:iconfujin777:
Fujin777 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This shirt is funny as fuck! (Pardon my french)
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:iconthe-wandering-fool:
The-Wandering-Fool Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student General Artist
The shirt wouldn't be funny if they weren't generalizations :) Though I do wish someone in the t-shirt industry would finally realize they've got Buddhism all upside-down and backwards. 
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plzwork112234 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Protestant isn't: If I work harder nothing will happen. We believe that works are not the way into heaven I know you didn't make this just saying.
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
Yeah, I'm aware of that. And understand that these jokes are meant to be gross generalizations, not how individual members think and feel.
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plzwork112234 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
most of them are correct
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
Okay, but if you're willing to laugh at others, you should also laugh at your own. I'm sure you realize that, but I only mentioned that these were gross generalizations because you seemed a bit sensitive to it, which is understandable of course. I just hope you understand that protestantism isn't the only religion this work stereotypes or pokes fun at.
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Oswulf Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I fall under the "If Shit Happens, I Deserve It" category. Actually, I saw a rather better version at the Maine Mall one. The Atheism category read something like "I Don't Believe This Shit!" They had another one for Satanism, it was just shit-talking in reverse. Right. Anyway.

God bless,
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RedMeg Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Paganism: There are a lot of different kinds of shit that happen.
:D I remember seeing this shirt somewhere before. Love it.
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
Yeah, a lot of people tell me they've seen it before. And I'm glad it sticks out in people's mind so vividly :)
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sonikkuruzu Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love this!
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Sonic1234567891 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
very nice! :D
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:iconzuzugraphics:
zuzugraphics Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
GOLLUMISM: It's my Shit! My Precious Shit!
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
:lol:
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:iconthelegendweaver:
TheLegendWeaver Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
I remember this shirt, and no I don't find anything offensive. I actually find it hilarious in an awkward way.
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
Somehow I didn't think you would :)
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:iconsouledge-master:
Souledge-master Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
ahh you gotta love religious comedy!
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
Amen to that (pun intended)
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:iconabrigedfoamy:
Abrigedfoamy Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
satanism-if shit happens you probly caused it
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner May 4, 2011
:lol: true, although that could also work for Shamanism. But I was the one who wrote this shirt I'd say for either of them "You can make shit happen."
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wolverinelg Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
Want about Christians?
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
Dude, 7th Day Adventist, Protestantism, Catholicism, Unitarian, and Mormon are all Christians.
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:iconasmanthian:
Asmanthian Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
thanks for aknowlidging Mormons as christians , it is a rare find
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
Yeah, I've often heard that other Christians tend to distrust Mormons, but I'm come from a very tolerant place with a lot of educated people, so Mormons were always Christians to me.
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:iconwolverinelg:
wolverinelg Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
Oh,
I'm feel like an idiot.
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
It's alright, we all have moments when we speak too quickly. I'm sure you just didn't se it at first, no harm done :)
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:iconwolverinelg:
wolverinelg Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
Speaking of,
you forgot one "e" in see.
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
Oh, thanks for letting me know :lol:
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:iconwolverinelg:
wolverinelg Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
No problem
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