Deviation Actions

dreadkithulhu's avatar

'Garden Plots with Skeletor' logo

Character  SkeletorLocation  Eternia
After years of podcasting with Smash Fiction, too busy researching and writing to actually make fan art sad eyes, the show is wrapping up... I'm going to miss a lot of things about it, but thankfully Meganbob and Marissa Bond have invited me onto their newest podcasting project, Garden Plots with Skeletor!

"Are you looking for gardening guidance but can’t stand the vague, wishy-washy answers to your plant problems? Are you sick and tired of advice from people you wouldn’t trust to peel an orange, much less fertilize an orchid?

Well you're in luck, because it is I, Skeletor, here casting pods at you. If you know anything about my work, and you should, it's that I am the sworn enemy of He-Man and the rightful Master of the Universe! What you may not know is that I'm also the rightful master of gardening!

Overwatering? Underwatering? Not sure how to water your plants? NOT ON MY WATCH. Garden Plots with Skeletor is a scheme, I mean podcast, that will save your plants from your black-thumbed buffoonery and will turn you into… well, it will not turn you a Master of the Universe, but it will make you a less incompetent gardener! With my commands, your backyard will flourish, your window boxes will blossom, and you’ll finally get that cool ‘urban jungle’ look that people keep talking about.

Most importantly, you won’t disappoint me, which is something I assure you you would be wise to avoid.

Subscribe to Garden Plots with Skeletor wherever you get your podcasts. Garden Plots with Skeletor! Scheming to keep your greens… green."

You can listen to Garden Plots with Skeletor through any podcatcher app or on 

...Making that He-Man font was a bitch. But the cute little garden tools make up for it cute blush 
Image details
Image size
800x800px 565.77 KB
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In