Merry Tagsmas!~

 

 

Lol.
I don't ever obey rules. I make my own.
So here's what's really going to happen. Mass chaos. I've made a list of 10 characters. I threw them into a list generators to rng their "teams" they are put on. For each question, I will rng which one of them gets to respond of the two, or perhaps, both.

Let the insanity begin.

Teams:

1) Zora and Ty
2) Sydney and Tequila (joy)
3) Chris...and...Fang...thank you rng gods.
(^making those two their 15 and 17 yr old selves)
4) Justin and Dave
5) Shaleigha and Jarin

Questions:

1) Tequila, what is the best physical trait of Zora and Ty?
Tequila looked them both up and down, Zora retreating awkwardly behind Ty. She really didn't want to be a part of this question. Really, not a part of any of this. Too late. Ty, on the other hand, gave a friendly wave to the pretty blond lady. She was cute!
Tequila smiled, placing a hand on her hip, "Zora's, like, way smart. The boy, well," she stepped forward, looking him close in the face. Her smile grew. She liked what she saw. She stuck a finger in his pocket, pulled him to her side and nodded, "I'm keeping him."
Ty- : D

2) Fang, what is the best personality trait of Sydney?
Fang scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Seriously? Yeeea, best trait...his uncanny ability to make rocks look intelligent? Trust me, that's as good as it gets. All down hill from there."
Sydney hoisted a middle finger to Fang, "Fuck you-"
He jumped at the chance, spitting on his boot and flipping him two middle fingers, "Eat my ass, fu-"

-pause for technical problems-
*sounds of commotion and grunts, grumbles, swearing*

3) Dave, what is the best talent/skill of Shaleigha and Jarin?
Dave straightened his tie, very wary of the two violent, steaming personalities in close proximity. He cleared his throat and looked at the two he was supposed to access. Shaleigha...a very odd woman. Harmless, but from a completely different background than Dave. And...Jarin. The talentless one... How to approach this politely. "Ah, yes, Ms. Mutar. Such a diverse...rider. Mr. Jackson..."
Jarin leaned in with a smile.
"Uhm..."
Smiiiile.
"Yes...quite... hardy."
"I'm hard!" Jarin cheered in excitement!

4) Jarin, what is the worst habit of Fang? 
"Who?" Jarin glanced around to the one brooding. Oh, the one that yelled at Sydney... Boy, he looked scary under his black hoodie, black jeans, black hair, black shoes... Jarin flinched, getting a sharp look from the pissy teen. Almost a hiss! 

"He's great! I think he's great!" *nervous whimpers*
...ah...right...that wasn't the...moving on...

5) Ty, tell us a common trait between Justin, Dave, and Chris? 
Ty cracked his knuckles, "I got this, my dudes." He looked between Chris and Dave, both bothered by being called "my dudes." Easy. Father and son. Snooty. He looked at the third cowboy...oh. Okay. He looked far too chilled and friendly for those comparisons. Dave and Justin had mustaches. Hm, Chris not so much. He wasn't sure what the cowboy did for a job. Maybe rode horses? Unless he was one of those cow guys. He kind of smelled like one...
"AHA!" He clapped his hands! "BLUE EYES!" He was so smart. All hail the genius, Ty!

6) Sydney and Tequila, give an honest compliment to Shaleigha and Jarin. 
"My baby!" Tequila glommed onto Jarin, pulling him into her lap, nuzzling him like he was a cute puppy! "He's my sweet, sweet baby boy! And this ass!" She spanked the booty! 


Jarin squealed and hit the roof, peeling out of her grip and stumbling for the door, raking his nails against it to be let out! Tequila was after him, giggling away.
That left Sydney and Shaleigha...
Sydney's hard, grumpy gaze was pointed in the direction of Tequila and Jarin. Did he...know he had been asked anything?
Shaleigha smiled and looked away. Best not upset the room anymore.
awkward.

7) Justin, what is something you are better at than Sydney and Tequila and something you are worse at. 
Justin plopped down between his favorite Brannons, slinging an arm over each of their shoulders. He crossed his legs, leaning back, "Well, I ain't gonna lie. This beauty has the body of a goddess," he leaned his head on Sydney's shoulder, "And his sister's purdy too."
Tequila was the only one charmed. Sydney's eye twitched but he grinned. He patted Justin's cheek, letting him play his little game. He didn't see him sneaking an arm around...
"But they ain't gonna argue, I'm the brains of this operation," Justin chuckled.
Tequila's head tilted to the side, "Who are we operatin' on? We ain't doctors..."
Justin started to sneer but was cut short by a head lock hold, Sydney wrapping his trunk of an arm around his neck. He rammed a fist to his head and gave him one hell of a noogie! Squeal and squirm as he may, he was no match against Sydney's strength!


8) Fang, are you physically capable of lifting Ty?
Ty smiled and gave a little wave.
Fang squinted at him and looked back, "??"
right...moving on...

9) Zora, Would you make out with Jarin?
"No."
The two looked at each other and away again. They had both come to the same conclusion. Excellent.

10) Jarin, If your life depended on the help of Justin and Dave, would you trust them to save you?
"I..." Initially, he had wanted to say yes. But, upon giving it a second thought... "I totally trust Dave. He's amazing! He checks on me all the time when I fall off!"
Justin glanced around, slowly leaning forward. He didn't...shouldn't say anything but... his pride was a bit offended. "Hey, I'd save yo-"
Jarin clapped his hands over his face, turning the color of mulled wine, shaking his head vigorously, "Please! I'd rather die!"
Justin's jaw hit the floor, his pride deflating. That was just cruel!


11) Sydney and Tequila, If you pissed off/offended Chris, how would you apologize?
Sydney, for the first time, cracked a grin and snorted, almost laughing. "The fuck do I care 'bout some snotty brat if he pissed his pants?"
Dave cleared his throat quietly.
Tequila sauntered over to Chris, leaning down with her hands on her knees, "Aaawwww, poor baby." She stroked his cheek, "You want me to kiss it, make it feel better?"
Chris's usual stink eye and indifferent attitude quickly shot into distress and discomfort! He shooed her hand away from his cheek, "Uh, no."
Dave cleared his throat louder, giving the hawk eye to the woman.
"Don't be shy, sugar," Tequila chuckled. "Ya know, you're almost legal in some states-"
"Thank you, Ms. Brannon, that's quite enough." Dave came storming in, hoisting Chris up lack a sack of flour and plopped the boy behind him for safekeeping, eyeing the woman with great disdain. Nobody makes such grotesque advances at his baby!
Chris-  e __ e


12) Chris and Fang, give us your best reenactment/impression of Dave. (signature quotes, acting)
Dave cringed a little, "Now, Chris..." he did just save him from the woman...
Chris grinned. Who better than Chris to roast Dave? Not the weird random emo kid. He opened his mouth, but Fang spoke first.
"Yea, I don't think I can get a stick rammed up my ass far enough to even try..."
Silence.
Followed by a gu-faaah!? out of Dave's lungs. How dare!?
Chris was impressed. He shrugged and gestured to the weird kid. "Yea, what he said."
WASTED.

13) Zora and Ty, what is the most adorable thing Sydney ever did in your presence?
Zora physically shrank until she was three inches tall, hoping no one could see her. She had no answer for that question. Wanted nothing to do with that question. But all eyes were on her. She looked to Ty for help. She didn't know the guy well, but enough to know he might say something funny to get everyone's attention off her. 
Ty...was at a loss. "Uuuhhh....I don't really know S...what was your name?"
Justin had only just freed himself. He smiled helplessly and patted the grump's belly, "This is ol' Syd. Lemme tell you, you get this hunk of meat drunk off his ass and he turns into the most cuddly lil' bear-booof!" He took another jab to the ribs but it was worth it.
Tequila giggled, "And he's ticklish!" She got him from behind, stuffing a hand under his armpit. 
As much as Sydney hated it, he jerked his arms back, contorting to get away from her, giggling like an idiot even though his eyes said "I WILL END YOU."

Ty chuckled, "Okay, yea, that."
And no one else acknowledged Zora. Phew.

14) Justin and Dave, what is the funniest memory you have of Ty?
"Aw, that's not fair," Ty chuckled, resigning to a drawn out story from Dave. They competed together all the time. Of course he had the dirt on him.
Justin was interested, since he didn't know the guy either.
Dave glanced up, still wrecked by the horrible teenagers. Why? Why was he cursed to put up with them? Now another?
"He's speechless because of how great I am," Ty buffered himself and the others for whatever Dave was about to pull out. He could handled it. Ty owned his less-than-favorable rides! He had no shame-
Dave sighed and looked his chin into his hand, just drained of his will to be decent, "Honestly, every time you mistake that moose of yours for a horse. Quite humorous, might I say."

The whole room filled with the pity "Ooooo"s for that sick burn.
Ty's cheeks turned a slight shade red, "Heeeeeeeey! That's savage, Mr. B! Thought we were bros! My dude! What the hell?"
Chris, particularly, got a good snicker out of the tart comment. His dad was still lame, but that was funny.

Tagging:

(you guys are more than welcome to do the 5 character version xD)
Helsinge Mistyhills decors PoisonSoldat  Acetoma 
(Saoradh i know but... <3)
tried to pick people I haven't seen tagged or has done one already

Did you want to get tagged or maybe don't have enough characters to play?
I'd totally be up for some quick fire character roulette in the comments below! Pick a team of mine, pick your character, pick a question or make one up! Let's do it! OR, leave it to RNG!

 Tagged by oxymelon EquineRibbon ThingsThatLurk 
Thank you so much <3