I tried to come up with a waxing joke, but nothing was coming to me.
Don't you dare touch a dwarf woman's beard! That's part of their appeal!
As a massive Terry Pratchett fan I find this highly amusing.
Technically speaking, she didn't ask her to shave, only if she had ever considered it. Two entirely different things.
The fact the elf acknowledged the comparison... loool.
Redbeard does wax, just not where we can see.
"No. Have you ever thought about waxing? Oh wait, your race is waning." zinggggg