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Redbeard 02 by drakefenwick Redbeard 02 by drakefenwick
I tried to come up with a waxing joke, but nothing was coming to me.
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:iconcullyferg2010:
cullyferg2010 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018
Don't you dare touch a dwarf woman's beard!  That's part of their appeal!
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:icondrakefenwick:
drakefenwick Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
No worries, the beard stays. 
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:iconcullyferg2010:
cullyferg2010 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
Good!  Hope the elven maid understands that!
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Little-Bacchus Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2018
As a massive Terry Pratchett fan I find this highly amusing.
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:icondrakefenwick:
drakefenwick Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2018
That man was a treasure and blessing upon the Earth!
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Silvador Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
Technically speaking, she didn't ask her to shave, only if she had ever considered it. Two entirely different things.


:P
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:icondrakefenwick:
drakefenwick Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2018
True true!
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:iconelecrockin:
ElecRockin Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The fact the elf acknowledged the comparison... loool.
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:icondrakefenwick:
drakefenwick Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
They know what they're like!
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:iconderangedmeowmeow:
Oy! Dwarf! The elf was talking about your ass, not your...never mind...! 

Well, snap! Fun stuff! I still don't approve of beards on dwarf ladies, but I welcome every good joke on the topic. Cheers! :meowdummy:

And dwarves don't wax, they AXE! ...and she'd need a good fifty swings by the looks of it... winkmeow by DerangedMeowMeow
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:icondrakefenwick:
drakefenwick Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
Redbeard does wax, just not where we can see. 
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DerangedMeowMeow Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
AGH! Keep this up and I will add a bearded dwarf lady to my range of nightmare creatures! meowshakefist 
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:icondrakefenwick:
drakefenwick Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
Good for it!
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:iconsilvador:
Silvador Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
With knockers like that, who notices the beard, anyway? ;P
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:icondrakefenwick:
drakefenwick Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2018
What beard? 
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Jekili24 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2018
Whaaaaaat? Beard? I am distracted for a sec.
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:icontubal:
Tubal Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2018
"No. Have you ever thought about waxing? Oh wait, your race is waning." zinggggg
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:icondrakefenwick:
drakefenwick Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
Well played!
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ProphetTenebrae Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2018
Pfft. There are as many elves as needed.
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