Ah, my love, remember our meeting?
Remember the gymnasium's inviting glow?
The announcer delivered the crushing blow….
And the crowd roared aloud in ecstatic greeting.
Remember, my love, true love is fleeting….
When our eyes met, how was I to know?
Could our first kiss into true passion grow?
Could you hear my heart, so feverishly beating?
You wriggled and squirmed in the girl's arms
Even then displaying your obvious charms
I primped and prepared, and checked my reflection
Aware that my lips would soon feel your affection
The angels were singing, the stars were all set
And I thought that I'd vomit when our lips finally met.