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The Goffen Holy Wars -Quatre-

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The Goffen Holy Wars -Quatre-

-Begin part 4- After taking three hours to walk the full 30 yards back to camp, backpacks now empty from eating all the Chicken Klorrs, the pair finally returned. Adjusting their armor to look messier, and trying to look like they didn’t just eat 24 Chicken Klorrs with three hours, they feigned a limping gait into the camp. Captain Dingle, who regardless of his commitment to stay behind was on “gate duty”, came running. “By the Holy High Pony, what happened to you!?” “Am-ambush!” Hawk stuttered to make the words leave his mouth in a fake state of shock. “At least twenty of them, Captain” Brayen

The Goffen Holy Wars -Trois-

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The Goffen Holy Wars -Trois-

-Begin part 3- It’s barely been a day, but the Alliance has already prepared a scouting party to well, scout. Mainly, it was a small group of ten, five Crusaders and five Templars. They had been given some food, to the delight of two particular members, Hawk and Brayen, considering they were given their favorite food. Hawk was a Monkey Templar, and Brayen a Pony Crusader. Oh, what was the food they were given again? Oh yes, they had Chicken Klorr. In case you ignorant fools were wondering, Klorr is like a calzone in our world, just without the cheese. See, cows are strangely absent in Crusader lands and the Templars are usually lactose

Goffen Holy Wars -Deux-

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Goffen Holy Wars -Deux-

-Begin part 2- The Pony Crusaders were heading due West, in order to give the Monkey Templars time to catch up for a week now. While they had brought a million men, each mounted high on a pony (well, not so high then) , all armed to the teeth with…bladed weapons… and armored quite well in hide and chain mail, they had left a considerable amount of peasants behind, to build them a navy in their Pellstreep dock of Porthaven. A few feudal lords in their province of Otellmar were building up in their respective towns of Dlow, a port town, New Dlow, the latest advancement on the Dlow…city names, and Peeklo, the nearest town to the

Goffen Holy Wars -Un-

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Goffen Holy Wars -Un-

The continent of Azreh-Goff. Exists on the same plane and sphere as Kardish and Desmar. While the Desmonians left their continent, that desolate and harsh place, and the Kardians fight among themselves for territory, the Goffen have been a grateful and peaceful community for years. Sadly, the four deities that looked over the Goffen had such conflicting beliefs that if you believed in one, you wouldn’t believe in another. After three dynasties of peace, each lasting perhaps 400 years, the Turtle worshipping people seemed to be next in line. Unfortunately, since they had a lack of locations for pilgrims to go to for prayer, they were dee
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ME!
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Iron Man-because the comic rocked,and Zohan-Smell it,smell it,smell it now take it
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NightWish!Children of Bodom,Hammerfall,Iron Maiden,Kamelot,Metallica,Three Days Grace
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NeverWinter Nights,or anything that don't use ruleset 4
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I have pictures!

And a short attention span.I've decided screw the hundred art project,I'll just find another me-me...And about the pictures...I'm lazy...Tomorrow,I guess... I'm still using the damn Canon Video cam...I want to use the D40 >.

Me-me time!

Me-me time!

Got tagged twice,but I'll only do this once.Not going to tag either,no way no how.So copypasta from Bluejay... These are the rules: * Choose a singer/band/group. * Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group. * Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged). I'll go with Metallica... 1. Are you male or female? "Escape" 2. Describe yourself. "Master of Puppets" 3. What do people feel when they're around you? "Some Kind of Monster" 4. How would you describe your previous relationship? "For Whom the Bell Tolls" 5. Describe your current relationship. "No Remorse" 6. Where would you want to be now? "The House That

Attention all Noobs!

Attention all Noobs!

I'm bored.I've a writer's block and Falador really isn't that kicking.Seriously,we're going to have to get together and do a Tip It Times article on that,preferably in RP form. But anyway,I may not be able to write much outside of the 30k words in 30 days challenge,I can still do arts.I've decided that coming up with my own ideas is too original and conformist (not that I'm non-conformist,I just want to stick it to the man,man) so I've stolen (once again,not very conformist) this list from Hawks. I don't plan on following the order,but I've decided I'll try to submit 2 a week,8 a month.so that means I can finish within the year. 1. Introdu

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Dragoon-nub! get back on Dev' arts! i need moar inspiration.
HYT! it's shivers21 :P, if you remember me ;p
thanks for the watch dragoon :D
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