What you have:
[X] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish.
[X] You own a designer purse
 You own perfume that cost over $60.
[X] You had/have fake nails.
 You have more hair products and body products than you can use.
 Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything.
 you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet. (Seriously, it's not me. It's my mom buys the dang sweaters for my Chihuahua! :ohnoes:)
 You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
 You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper. (For one wall.)
 A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets.
Guy: "Can we have sex now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Wo