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The Naked Man Visits Censura

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The Naked Man Visits Censura

            A strange thing happened in Censura. A lonely man had walked into the tiny town, naked, and asked for directions to the sea. His stark-naked body was met with screams from women and angry protests from men. Before he had managed to reach the center of the town, he was surrounded, on all fronts, by a fuming mob. “Where is the sea?” he asked calmly, not seeming to notice as his hands were tied behind his back.              “What is the meaning of this?” A town official questioned him.              “I do not know what you mean.” The man responded in a soft voice.              “Just look at

Crude and Prude

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Crude and Prude

    I spent most of the morning washing my hands. By the time I had finished they were as red as a blushing virgin ordering a medium rare steak from a busty waitress at Hooters. The reason I washed my hands so much was because I had a fear of being contaminated, which alone would keep me virginal. Not that being a virgin was bad, but it seemed like I was the only one. Most of my friends had “popped their cherries” halfway through high school, labeling me the prude of the group.       I was not a prude. I just wasn’t interested in having sex with most of the students that went to my school. The “swag” that seemed
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My Favorite Series
Black Dagger Brotherhood by J.R. Ward
Dark-Hunter by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Immortals After Dark by Kresley Cole
Demonica by Larissa Ione
The Hollows by Kim Harrison
Fever by Karen Marie Moning
Lords of Deliverance by Larissa Ione
Lords of the Underworld by Gena Showalter
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:bulletred:To get more experience as a writer
:bulletred:To Promote the works of others
:bulletred:To get involved in the dA Community
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:bulletred:To be a role model and friend to whoever needs it

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Books You Should Read
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Wide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys
Heartsick by Chelsea Cain
Dead Witch Walking by Kim Harrison

Favourite Movies
Tears Under The Hot Sun, Tigerland, Letters From Iwo Jima
Favourite TV Shows
Dexter, Dark Blue, In Plain Sight, Nip/Tuck, Lost Girl
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
NightWish, Epica, Within Temptation, Nemesea, Arch Enemy
Favourite Books
Beauty Killer Series, Demonica Series, Black Dagger Brotherhood Series, The Hollows
Favourite Writers
Chelsea Cain, Gena Showalter, Kresley Cole, Jet Mykles, Kim Harrison, Emily Bronte, Charlotte Bronte
Favourite Games
Bioshock Infinite, Age Of Empires, Portal, Portal 3, Left For Dead, COD: Modern Warfare, Borderlands, DisHonored
Favourite Gaming Platform
Toshiba Satellite S55-A5295, 1TB HD, 12GB DDR3 RAM, Intel 3630 QM Quad Core, Intel i7 Processor, Intel HD Graphics
Tools of the Trade
Pencil
Other Interests
Writing, Graphics, Criticism, Movies and Reading

I've been away

I've been away

I'm going to keep this short. As some might have realized, I've been away for a long ass time. Long story short, I have been losing interest in almost every hobby, (If you look in my gallery, the last time I wrote a story was August of 2013) and I have the unwillingness to do much of anything. I used to love writing, reading and participating in all sorts of activities; now I'm lucky if I even leave my room more than once a day. I don't know if I'll ever be back here on a regular basis like I used to be. We'll see. Just keep doing what you're doing.

Forgot to Mention

Forgot to Mention

I don't usually advertise on here, but I recently began my own Gaming Channel on YouTube. It's something I have been meaning to do for the last few years and just got around to it. If you're bored and want to watch me suck at everything, here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqUtwFxJMmaJhgxrEXrCR-w/videos I only have 14 videos and no subscribers because I'm a square, so bare with me. ( Still working on fixing audio and editing) :V That is all.

The Semester Begins

The Semester Begins

The semester starts tomorrow, which means I will probably disappear from dA for a few months just like I did last September. I am taking six courses (Most of them math) so shoot me. I also just became the treasurer for an organization and will spend a lot of my free time budgeting as well as planning events. I just contracted with the National Guard and will continue my training to become an Officer throughout the semester. The next four months will entail getting up at 5am and being out and about until 10-11pm. I'll be around, but I won't be "around" I'll be posting more discussion articles throughout the semester, so I won't completely

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Birthday wishes, whatever you do, wherever you are, missing you like I miss myself. :heart:
Dr-VergissmeinnichtHobbyist Writer
Hey! i'm sad to say that i've been away from dA for quiet some time. Hope everything is well! <3 <3 <3 
Too Much Hugging Aw don't be sad, there's big gaps of time for me too when I'm away playing dA hooky, but I never stop writing!
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<3 <3 <3 
LivelovelifeEleniHobbyist General Artist
Hi Beautiful stranger! I hope all i s going well in your life and that you remember to be happy and I hope life treats you well because you are an amazing person.<3
Dr-VergissmeinnichtHobbyist Writer
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