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As part of my ongoing artistic development, it may be a good idea to finally nail down exactly what I'm going to do about the Colour Problem.
For those unaware, I am colour-blind. Not entirely monochromatic, but with severely limited colour vision. As my gallery attests, my usual reaction to this is to ignore colour entirely and paint in monochrome. Failing that, I can do subtle colour glazes over monochrome, or full colour in abstract works where there is no frame of reference for what the colour should and shouldn't be. By the way, God bless whoever thought it would be a good idea to write the paint colour on the container. You s