One afternoon, Jasper Pie was having a therapy appointment with Dr. Wolf.Dr. Wolf:
So, Mr. Pie, tell me what's on your mind.Jasper:
The usual.Dr. Wolf:
UNCLE FETTUCCINE! (growls) THE WORST UNCLE IN EQUESTRIA!! Am I overreacting?Dr. Wolf:
Nonsense, Mr. Pie. This is a safe place. You're free to express your feelings in anyway you wish.Jasper:
In that case, maybe this is best expressed through song. Be right back!
The unicorn zipped out of the office, much to the Doctor's confusion. Suddenly, the lights went out, and he could hear a loud voice, which exclaimed...
"LIVE FROM DR. WOLF'S OFFICE IN PONYVILLE, PLEASE PUT YOUR PAWS TOGETHER FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY, JASPER PIE & FRIENDS!"
The sound of blues music filled the room, and blue spotlights shone on a band of familiar ponies, each wearing a blue fedora & dark sunglasses. The band featured Thespio on piano, Midnigh