The judge in divorce court looks at Mickey and says;
"Mickey you have no training in these matters you can't possibly say weather Mini is sane or not!"
Mickey replies; "But your honor I didn't say she was insane I said she was fucking Goofy."
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Snowbirds" in Arizona.
Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale at Wal-Mart, He buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room, completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says,
"Ray, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday an