Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you Altair?
Altair: That's racist!
Desmond: You're raci.....wait, what the fuck?
Altair: Just because I'm a Muslim does not mean that I'm a terrorist or that you would insult Islam.
Desmond: You can't swim for fuck's sake!
Altair: And you can't swim in water full of dog shit, racist bastard!
Desmond: And to think you said that God's light blinds us.
Altair: All types of light blind us for looking too long at them, except God's light. However, the light I wrote about in my Codex was about Satan. Get it?
Desmond: Oh, okay, I get it and......wait, am I hallucinating?
Altair: Yes and no. You are hallucinating, but whatever I told you was all correct.
Desmond: How can we know that you really meant that the light was Satan?
Altair: Just like you never take the Creed too seriously, read my Codex carefully.
Desmond: Wait, what?
Hallucinating Sequence 2 Complete.