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Published: December 13, 2010
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Did you try talking to the Statue of Altair?
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PrismicDiamondArt's avatar
PrismicDiamondArt|Hobbyist General Artist
I have not
Remind me again which Assassin Creed game this was from? I have actually lost count by this point...
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RhiannonTheCat's avatar
I think the first one
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Midnightkilla's avatar
Midnightkilla|Hobbyist Writer
"Whats up with you Altair?" - Desmond
"THATS RACIST!"- Rebbeca 
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MustaviSAdi-12345678's avatar
Yes. I did. I did not like it one bit. I think of Altair as a spiritual brother.
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EpicGamerCat123's avatar
EpicGamerCat123|Student Digital Artist
I admit.
I have talked to the Statue of Altair.
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DepthJacks's avatar
And how was it, my good sir?
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EpicGamerCat123|Student Digital Artist
That's madame to you and it was great.
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MustaviSAdi-12345678's avatar
Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you Altair?
Altair: That's racist!
Desmond: You're raci.....wait, what the fuck?
Altair: Just because I'm a Muslim does not mean that I'm a terrorist or that you would insult Islam.
Desmond: You can't swim for fuck's sake!
Altair: And you can't swim in water full of dog shit, racist bastard!
Desmond: And to think you said that God's light blinds us.
Altair: All types of light blind us for looking too long at them, except God's light. However, the light I wrote about in my Codex was about Satan. Get it?
Desmond: Oh, okay, I get it and......wait, am I hallucinating?
Altair: Yes and no. You are hallucinating, but whatever I told you was all correct.
Desmond: How can we know that you really meant that the light was Satan?
Altair: Just like you never take the Creed too seriously, read my Codex carefully.

Altair disappears.

Desmond: Wait, what?

Hallucinating Sequence 2 Complete.
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PyuayunibasaruChuse's avatar
If the statue of Altair became possessed by the spirit of him, do you think it could be possible for them to do an Disney Hercules and bring back Ezio the same way? Imagine how badass that would be! Some of the greatest assassin's in history returning to life with bodies made of stone.
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MustaviSAdi-12345678's avatar
Sorry but ghosts don't exist. It's the Djinn you should be worried about, always doing black magic and possesion of living humans and not statues.
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TronTig3rElectus's avatar
TronTig3rElectus|Hobbyist Filmographer
True. The Djinn will always be around to scare us. And by the looks of yyour comment and the fact, I can see you're a Muslim as well, Assalamualaikum brother!
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MustaviSAdi-12345678's avatar
Desmond would be racist for insulting Altair like that. Altair is one of the best Assassins ever.
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MustaviSAdi-12345678's avatar
Thank you brother. Indeed, alongside the Djinn, we must defeat the Templars and establish free-will.

Safety and peace.
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starlightyuki's avatar
This is what happens when you make fun of you ancestors, Desmond XD The come back to kill you in the form of their statue
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RythmColors|Hobbyist General Artist
:wat: You can do that?
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General-Spitfire32's avatar
General-Spitfire32|Hobbyist General Artist
hey wassa-matta-you Altair 
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epicme10's avatar
That's racist!
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General-Spitfire32's avatar
General-Spitfire32|Hobbyist General Artist
you're racist!
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Aztroerzy's avatar
Aztroerzy|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lesson in life: Never ever talk negative to a statue; they have feelings and might kill you or rape- I mean nothing!!!
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MustaviSAdi-12345678's avatar
Lesson in life: Never insult Altair just because he is dead and he is Muslim. Just because he is a Muslim does not mean that he is a terrorist. Hence, Desmond starts to get a little bit racist.
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Aztroerzy's avatar
Aztroerzy|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahahhahha Damit, Desmond!
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DJJ1172's avatar
u can talk to the statue !? *goes to assassins creed brotherhood*
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MustaviSAdi-12345678's avatar
Someone would kill you because you insulted Altair just because he is Muslim.
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peterrustoen's avatar
serious?? I will try next time XD
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