communication is not my strong suit. i do not play well with others. dirt under my fingernails is a thing i simply cannot tolerate. i get tired of using the shift key to capitalize letters. i was once chased by a guy with one leg and another time an old samurai came at me with a hatchet. life has taught me that often you cannot think, so you have to be able to move. i am a shameless cave dweller. my youngest 'child' is a ten ft. long python who is still growing. i am a music junkie. sometimes people think i lie because my life is weird, when in reality i am one of those people who pisses others off with my honesty. lying in my back yard letting snow cover me is a thing i adore. i am fantastically computer stupid so all of this is new and confusing to me. i used to say that i had three distinct people in my head, until my quiet side ate my angry girl... now i have to watch it or that bitch will get me next. i have ocd and sometimes have to pace 22 times around my table taking 22 steps... a task that is really annoying because my table is really small so i have to take little steps. i am a dark person with a thing for clowns. pope perro once told me i was a pope. so i am a pope because dogs do not lie. woof. why are you still reading this? i am not at all an artist, but sometimes i need a faucet stabbed into my head to let stuff out and drawing and destroying pictures in photoshop is more productive than banging my head into the kitchen table. i think if everyone destroyed their tv's the world would be a better place. i am notorious for stealing song quotes and using them in conversation whenever i can just to see if anyone picks up on it. i am bored of typing again. |