The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Shizuo out. It failed miserably.
Shizuo's office has no doors, only walls that he punches through.
Shizuo hates violence so much that he will lay the smackdown upon thee. - (by Kaiju-Z *fix'd*)
If you think you're right- If you KNOW you're right- but Shizuo says you're wrong? You're DEAD WRONG. - (Yume-Ikari again!)
Kyoto Animation once tried to make an anime based on a very weakened, female version of Shizuo Heiwajima. It was called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Divide Shizuo by zero and you'll get one..... flying fridge. At your face
Shizuo don't have problems with his Internet connection. He IS the Internet.
Once Shizuo threw something so fast, it went back through time and impacted the Yucatan Peninsula 65 million years ago, causing the dinosaurs to go extinct.
Shizuo never paid his taxes. Last time the government dared to tax him, the occupational death rate of tax collectors skyrocketed to 200%.
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