“For the Gnomes about to Rock, We salute you!”
Heard about the folk who live underground?
Civilizations lost that have now been found.
These people live in their underground homes.
I'm talking 'bout the Rock Gnomes! The Rock Gnomes!
Sandstone, marble, basalt and slate
All great reasons for this people to mate.
I'm talking Rock gnomes!
These people read from heavy, quartzite tomes,
Walking around with alabaster bones,
Eating delicious limestone-frosted scones
I'm talking about the diamond-soled rock gnomes!
Elves are great with facts 'bout vegetation
Dwarves are full of intense consternation
Orcs will attack without provocation
To Rock for real there's only one nation.
I'm talking 'bout the Rock gnomes! Rock Gnomes!
(Refrain twice, fading after the first)