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50 Ways to Freak People Out
50 Ways to Freak People Out
In an elevator…
1. Hum the Batman theme incessantly for twenty minutes
2. Wait on the elevator with a big bucket of Skittles until there are a lot of people on there with you. When you get to a high floor or desired number of victims, wait till the door opens and then scream “TASTE THE RAINBOW!” at the top of your lungs, pour the Skittles all over the elevator, and run.
3. Go up to somebody of the same gender and lick them
4. Go up to somebody of the opposite gender and lick them
5. Go up to somebody of any gender and lick them. Then look disgusted and slap them for no reason whatsoever.
6. Drop a penny down the elevator shaft and then scream “NO! MOMMY, COME BACK!”
7. Stare at somebody and lick your lips. Then pull out your cell phone, pretend to dial, and say “I’ve found a likely candidate for our…experiment.”
8. Then glance at them.
9. Then start laughing maniacally.
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Ryan Furtado
United States
Hey! I'm Ryan. I've only recently made an account here, so bear with me. I have been around here a bit, and decided that it was about time that I contributed. So, I became a Deviant! Well, that, and the fact that a friend of mine has an account here.... Anyway, I hope that you enjoy what I post here, and I look forward to a long stay here. I think that covers what I have to say..... yup.

Current Residence: In my own mind.... That's right. xD
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large
Print preference: 10x14"in
Favourite genre of music: Alternative Rock, Rock, Metal, Screamo
Favourite photographer: Amber Remy
Favourite style of art: Expressionalism
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Classic! FTW!
Favourite cartoon character: Sawk.
Personal Quote: "I could give it to you now you know. Wait..... that didn't sound quite right."
I can feel it. All the subtle emotion. All of the moving and indescribable feelings. The ones that we try to hide. Why are so many of us alone? Why do we hide ourselves from others? So many reach out with their broken and mangled hands to only request a simple request, only to be cast aside by the shallow and unfeeling. It's so hard to find the people that truly care. That look beyond your face and can see the beauty in your eyes, to envision your heart and your soul in the glow of your subtle mannerisms. To really understand and welcome you with open compassionate arms willing to embrace you, regardless of how you think of yourself. Someone does care, and always will. No matter what leap of faith they must jump. No matter what mountain they must climb. No matter what part of themselves they must sacrifice. I will always be there for you. The pure emotion that they feel burns a hole in their soul, just wanting to know that you're okay. That you don't feel alone. That you aren't being manipulated by the empty perverse individuals in the world. It's hard to see how much some care, but they will always have a searing pain whenever you aren't okay. Whenever you do feel alone. Whenever you are being manipulated. Is it too much to care as so? To really relinquish so much of yourself to someone in trust and open yourself to them? I'd rip down all the paper walls that separate us, just to know that you're there. Just to know that you're okay. It's unbearable to see you cry. The thought alone brings on tears that could melt steel, all on their own. To witness the agony off being alone manifests it in all who look. But to watch in person, and be there, is far more than to be an onlooker from miles away. Don't fret in misery, or let it overtake you. Fight it every damn step of the way. You aren't alone, no matter how lonely you feel when you are by yourself on a cloudy day. Or at night, the days you feel like you need to cry, just to get out the feeling. With all the changes around you, subtle and unseen, along with the blunt and obvious, a few things wont change. One of them is how much I care. Distance will not ruin mutual feelings. It will not end what we share. In the end, I will be your everlasting friend. No matter what happens, no matter how far I am, no matter how long it's been since we've talked… I will always truly care. And I will always miss your smile, and how it warms my heart. You have the soul of an angel. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. You're beautiful inside and out, and I honestly hope that more people can see it as clearly as I can.
  • Listening to: The Words Best Friend Become Redefined by Chiodos
  • Watching: AIM to see if somehow, someway, Mary comes on now.


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Kim-san Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks alot for the fav ^^
Bubonicc Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2010  Student Filmographer
Thanx for the watch :iconteamoplz:
witec Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
This one thanks you for the :+fav:!
jasonito Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009
Thanks for the :+fav: on erubescence. Much appreciated.
RianOkami Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2009
Boo. Guess who! :blackrose:
Doodle-Dictator Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
Oh hai thar. :wave:
RianOkami Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
He hee!
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