"Hail! I seek a black dragon who had menaced a town and abducted its maidens. May I inquire the whereabouts of the vile beast?"
"Oh, you mean Dick? Yeah, he's always a scaly bastard. Have a thing for females regardless of species, and I don't meant just EATING them, either."
"... I look forward to have the despicable monster receive my lance up its posterior."
"By all means. I'll castrate him myself one of these days, but my buddy Fred need a bit of help with something..."