Best Love Live Fanfic Ever-Chapter 1-One day, Honoka Kousaka sat down and ate a shit ton of bread. She eventually got very, very fat and died. Liek dis if u cri everytiem.-Chapter 2-After her death, Honk's friends held a funeral where they cried lots of tears and flooded the building and to calm themselves down, everyone decided to beat the fuck out of Nico. Then Nico died and they felt slightly happier, but then they rembered Honk ded and cried.-Chapter 3-With both Nico and Honoka dead, µ's was completely lost."What do we do?" asked Umi."I don't know." answered Kotori.They stared at each other for a while, no longer paying attention to anything around them. The two of them got run over by a bus while the rest of µ's was watching them. The two of them died. Nozomi, Eli, Maki, Rin, and Hanayo all cried sad that their friends were gone and wondering which one of them would go next."There's only one thing we can do now," Hanayo whispered to herself, "I must do whatever it takes to survive!"