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Wishfart Fanfic - Is That All I Am To Them?
Today is karaoke day at Fireball cat’s restaurant, The three legendary friends, Dez, Akiko and Puffin are standing outside the restaurant excitedly ready to get started.
Akiko: I can’t wait till we sing our mystery song, Puffin. The crowd are gonna be like, ‘whaaaat? I was never expecting that!’
Dez: Let me guess, “Goodbye Short Pants?”
Puffin: Hey! It was supposed to be a mystery song! Don’t tell anyone else, okay?
Akiko: Don’t you dare spoil the surprise!
Dez: Goodbye short pants, hello lengthy corduroy!
Puffin: Stop!
Akiko: Deeeez!
Dez: Alright! Alright! Hahaha!
Akiko: But do you know what our mystery wishes will be?
Dez: Mystery wishes? Aren’t they just like any other wishes I grant except you do it there and then?
Akiko: Yeah but with added anticipation! Wooooooo! How exciting and mysterious! 
Akiko flies around Dez whilst he and Puffin laugh. Akiko then stops.
Ak
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The Amp-pocalypse: Body Of Trust Part 1
PROLOGUE
Guy was being dragged out of the back of the truck outside a scrap yard in the open high road by a pot bellied cross middle aged man. This was not looking good for Guy since nobody would ever want to be stranded in the middle of the desert road… especially in a post apocalypse.
“Look, sir. It wasn’t me…”
“Well if it wasn’t you then who was it that took my last piece of bread?”
A skinny pale half naked man whom was sitting in the back of the truck was peering at the commotion as if he were a child watching his mother telling his sibling off.
“Sir, maybe it fell out of your pocket? We could check it in the truck if you want…”
“Do I look stupid to you? I was saving that to reward myself for doing such a good deed! Now I know to never do it again, especially in these times! I’m gonna give you one last chance…who took it!”
Guy could see the other Hitchhiker giving him a look with rai
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The Unexpected
“Darling… there is something I need to tell you,”
I told my boyfriend as we were standing in the freshly cut lawn outside a party one of my faithful companions were having. We looked into each other’s eyes. The sound of loud music and people’s endless conversations drowned out as I was only focused on him. I did not care about the world for he… he was my world. He looked so miraculous in the moonlight. His blonde hair blowing in the midnight breeze. He really meant a lot to me and so did this night. This was important because I was about to reveal to him my deepest, darkest secret. He doesn’t know. What will happen when he does? Will he still love me? Will he accept me? I have to tell him. I must tell him. It is the only way to find out. If his love is real. If his love his pure.
“What is it?” my boyfriend replied, “why are you calling me, darling by the way…?”
“Hush, my darling,” I abruptly said as I c
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PERSEUS AND MEDUSA: TWISTED FATE
PERSEUS AND THE GORGON’S HEAD GREEK MYTHOLOGY: TWISTED FATE
This takes place in Medusa’s cave. All of Perseus’ men have been turned to stone by a nervous, innocent, bewildered, young Medusa. Perseus is hiding behind a pillar and Medusa is on the other side. He is holding his sword and shield ready to strike in fear and anger whereas Medusa is calm and cool and ready to converse.
Medusa: Hi there!
Perseus: YAAAH!
Medusa: Um? Can I help you?
Perseus: I’m not looking at you! I’m not looking at you!
Medusa: Why? Why won’t you look at me? I’m not that bad am I? Do I have something in my teeth? Or is it because I have snakes for hair?  You know it’s really rude to not look at people in the eye. That’s bad social skills. Not to mention it’s also kind of weird ‘cause you sorta look like a weirdo talking to another person but you don’t look them in the eye…
Perseus: SILENCE BEAST!
Medusa: Wow, you really are rude
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PERSEUS AND MEDUSA: TWISTED FATE
PERSEUS AND THE GORGON’S HEAD GREEK MYTHOLOGY: TWISTED FATE
This takes place in Medusa’s cave. All of Perseus’ men have been turned to stone by a nervous, innocent, bewildered, young Medusa. Perseus is hiding behind a pillar and Medusa is on the other side. He is holding his sword and shield ready to strike in fear and anger whereas Medusa is calm and cool and ready to converse.
Medusa: Hi there!
Perseus: YAAAH!
Medusa: Um? Can I help you?
Perseus: I’m not looking at you! I’m not looking at you!
Medusa: Why? Why won’t you look at me? I’m not that bad am I? Do I have something in my teeth? Or is it because I have snakes for hair?  You know it’s really rude to not look at people in the eye. That’s bad social skills. Not to mention it’s also kind of weird ‘cause you sorta look like a weirdo talking to another person but you don’t look them in the eye…
Perseus: SILENCE BEAST!
Medusa: Wow, you really are rude
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PERSEUS AND MEDUSA: TWISTED FATE
PERSEUS AND THE GORGON’S HEAD GREEK MYTHOLOGY: TWISTED FATE
This takes place in Medusa’s cave. All of Perseus’ men have been turned to stone by a nervous, innocent, bewildered, young Medusa. Perseus is hiding behind a pillar and Medusa is on the other side. He is holding his sword and shield ready to strike in fear and anger whereas Medusa is calm and cool and ready to converse.
Medusa: Hi there!
Perseus: YAAAH!
Medusa: Um? Can I help you?
Perseus: I’m not looking at you! I’m not looking at you!
Medusa: Why? Why won’t you look at me? I’m not that bad am I? Do I have something in my teeth? Or is it because I have snakes for hair?  You know it’s really rude to not look at people in the eye. That’s bad social skills. Not to mention it’s also kind of weird ‘cause you sorta look like a weirdo talking to another person but you don’t look them in the eye…
Perseus: SILENCE BEAST!
Medusa: Wow, you really a
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The Green Ribbon Part 12
I was finally back in my house with the troublesome two. Derek and Natalie all safe and sound in the living room. 
“Alright, can you explain to me again what your plan for your revenge is?” I asked Natalie who was seated on the couch next to Derek.
“To find Sarah, get my body back and come back to life,” Natalie explained then her chin lost balance of her head, so she fell on Derek’s lap. Derek slowly pushed her off his lap with his index finger as she giggled.
“Yeah, yeah we all know that,” I said as I eyed her suspiciously, “but you also said you wanted to rip the ribbon into pieces as well.”
“The Green Ribbon? Yes, but that’s just for spite and anger.”
“But how can you come back to life without that green ribbon?” I asked her, “if you tear it, up the magic from the ribbon in your body will be lost and you’ll will turn back into a corpse!” Natalie was shocked.
“I thought I
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The Green Ribbon Part 11
Let’s see. Where did I leave off? Let’s outline the latest key moments that lead up to this point. My best friend is left reasoning with a cuckoo disembodied head corpse ghost not to kill him, I have no idea where Sarah’s house is or how to get to her and I have no clue what I’m supposed to do. So yeah, as you can tell, things are really going under control.
By the way, you’re probably wondering how I’m explaining this story in excellent detail in all scenes despite the fact, in some of them, I’m not there. Maybe that’s because I’ve been told by other people who said what and what happened that time, which is how I’m explaining this story in full detail. Who knows? Or maybe it’s because I am just a versatile storyteller? 
So anyways let’s just carry on where we left off before I make an even bigger fool out of myself.
Sarah shut her eyes tight and was not sure if she was ready to meet her end. She was waiting
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The Green Ribbon Part 10
Author’s note: I rewrote part 8 about what happens when you rip the ribbon in half. Basically it means all the magic in the ribbon will be gone forever and the magic in the body will be gone as well and won’t be able to function. Natalie’s body will turn back into a corpse if that were to happen. Just to avoid confusion. Anyways… ON WITH THE STORY!
Here’s a song which describes Sheila’s situation and thoughts, it’s called “I Can’t Decide” by Scissor Sisters. I put the link in the description so you could have a lesson :D

I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you've gotten in my way
I can’t decide whether you should live or die
Oh, you’d probably go to heaven
Please don’t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and
Close the blinds
We’re going for a ride

“Oh my g
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Today is karaoke day at Fireball cat’s restaurant, The three legendary friends, Dez, Akiko and Puffin are standing outside the restaurant excitedly ready to get started.


Akiko: I can’t wait till we sing our mystery song, Puffin. The crowd are gonna be like, ‘whaaaat? I was never expecting that!’


Dez: Let me guess, “Goodbye Short Pants?”


Puffin: Hey! It was supposed to be a mystery song! Don’t tell anyone else, okay?


Akiko: Don’t you dare spoil the surprise!


Dez: Goodbye short pants, hello lengthy corduroy!


Puffin: Stop!


Akiko: Deeeez!


Dez: Alright! Alright! Hahaha!


Akiko: But do you know what our mystery wishes will be?


Dez: Mystery wishes? Aren’t they just like any other wishes I grant except you do it there and then?


Akiko: Yeah but with added anticipation! Wooooooo! How exciting and mysterious! 


Akiko flies around Dez whilst he and Puffin laugh. Akiko then stops.


Akiko: Wait! I sense something annoying will bound to turn up and attempt to ruin our fun.


A Wishcop car arrives as it stops on the pavement opposite the three. Our steps Finnuala with a tablet. 


Finnuala: Not so fast! 


Finnuala flashes them with a camera lens attached to the back of the tablet momentarily blinding Puffin and Dez. But not Akiko. Finnuala puts the tablet back in the car.


Akiko: Aaaaand there it is.


Dez and Puffin rub their eyes until their eyes get better. 


Puffin: Ahh! Wow! You are good, Keeks! What colour am I thinking of?


Dez: Ahh! What is it now, Finnuala?!


Finnuala: You three troublemakers be heading off to karaoke? Why so many people there, hmm?


Akiko: Uh… because it’s karaoke? There’s usually a ton of people at an event like that. But you probably wouldn’t know that since you don’t know people.


Finnuala: Well since you’re there, Dez, ya probably going to granting all their wishes once they see ya!


Dez: Well it’s out of my hands… or finger. 


Akiko: Ha, good one, Dez!


Dez: Anyways I can’t control it, what do you want me to do? Stay in the dark, hidden away from people and become anti-social?


Finnuala: YES!! EXACTLY!


Pause as the three stare at Finnuala.


Puffin: Okaaaaay, it’s been fun catching up but we gotta get our karaoke on!


Akiko: Dibs on the properly working mic!


Akiko and Puffin run inside the restaurant. Dez turns his back on Finnuala and heads towards the door.


Dez: Wait up, guys!


Finnuala: The fun won’t last long, traitor!


Dez rolls his eyes as he puts his hand on the door handle.


Dez: Finnuala, don’t you have anything better to do? Like hang out with your friends or something? Oh right, you probably don’t have any. No wonder you constantly follow us around.


Dez opens the door. The sound of people chattering and laughing are heard from inside. 


Finnuala’s face turns red with anger and embarrassment after what he said. Then all of a sudden she hears music, singing and people chattering from inside the restaurant.


Akiko: My mystery wish is going to be crazier than yours!


Puffin: Nuh uh!


Tsuni: Hey guys!


Dez is about to head inside. A devilish grin grows on Finnuala’s face.


Finnuala: Who’s to say you do too, Boyo?


Dez: Uh, hello? I have tons. Akiko, Puffin, Tsuni, Fireball Cat…


Finnuala: Ya pretty popular in this town, are ya Dez? But ya wanna know the reason?


Dez: Why’s that?


Finnuala: They’re only your friends because ya grant wishes for them!


Pause as Dez slowly closes the door. The noise turns to silence.


Dez: What are you talking about?


Finnuala: Tink about it. Every single day you’re with ya so called, “friends”. The bird and the ghost - they always want something from ya. 


Dez: It’s not like they’re using me. I LIKE granting wishes.


Finnuala: That’s just the perfect thing to take advantage of. Awww poor popular Dez doesn’t know the truth.


Dez approaches Finnuala daringly. 


Dez: My friends like me for who I am.


Finnuala: Who are ya, exactly? A gullible oaf? Who’d hang out with that?


Dez: Nice try, Finnuala but you’re not gonna make me believe your insults are true.


Finnuala: I’m just stating facts, Boyo. You mean to tell me, if you never had your wish finger everyone would still hang around ya? What could ya possibly do for them? Huh?


Dez’s face grows red with embarrassment. 


Finnuala: Face it, Dez. Without ya wish granting powers, you’re nothing to them! Why’d ya tink I have no friends?


Dez: Because you’re a tyrannical grouch?


Finnuala: No. It’s because I’m against wish grantin’! I only grant wishes whenever I’m caught - just like a REAL leprechaun should! Unlike you who happily grants wishes willy nilly like a total nincompoop!


Dez: I’d chop off my wish finger just to prove you wrong!


Finnuala: Ya tried that before and it grew back, remember? So I guess we’ll never know… or maybe we can.


She walks towards her cop car, gets out a tablet, does some swiping on the screen and shows it to Dez.


Finnuala: Remember that time when ya wished ya weren’t a leprechaun? One of your stupidest mistakes yet. This is when ya couldn’t dwell in your own apartment, no more.


Dez looks at the screen and sees a video himself, Akiko and Puffin outside their apartment. Akiko and Puffin part ways. Dez sighed as he remembered this moment sadly. This was when for a second the three of them started to break up.


Dez: Where did you get this footage?


Finnuala: I’ve been watching you like a hawk, Dez. I must say I’m impressed how all these months you’ve stayed in denial.


Dez: I’m not in denial…


Finnuala: Even when ya suggested teamwork was going ta solve the issue, what do they do? They groan! Great friends ya got there, Dez! Real supportive!


Finnuala shows Dez the video of his friends groaning. 


Dez was trying to remember that day as much as he could. He decided to change the subject.


Dez: I always wondered how Puffin didn’t turn into a normal puffin that time.


Finnuala: Exactly! Your powers made him a talking puffin! And that mermaid girl ya fancy? She’s not ya friend either! She breathes on land because of ya! Face it, Dez! It ain’t friendship keeping you all together, it’s MAGIC!


Dez stepped away from the screen. 


Dez: But… we do everything together. We’re… the legendary friends…


Finnuala: Lies. All lies, Dez. They’re using ya. Think about it. Because until ya finally see sense, you’ll always be blind.


Finnuala walks away as she laughs mockingly. 


Dez stares through the glass door and sees his friends, Akiko, Puffin getting ready  for karaoke whilst talking to Tsuni and laughing. 


Dez: Why should I believe you?


Finnuala: Because I’m a leprechaun just like you, Boyo… and leprechauns are never destined to have friends. Have fun with your karaoke. 


Finnuala walks into her car and closes the door.


Dez: Is… is that all I am to them?






Wishfart Fanfic - Is That All I Am To Them?
Dez and his legendary friends are about to hit it off with karaoke day at Fireball Cat’s restaurant. But young leprechaun enforcer,  Finnuala interferes and tells Dez he would have had no friends if he did not have any wish granting abilities and that they are just using him. At first Dez denies it but then it starts to get to him. Was she trying to psychologically toy with him or was she telling the truth? And also… what is Finnuala hiding about herself?
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PROLOGUE

Guy was being dragged out of the back of the truck outside a scrap yard in the open high road by a pot bellied cross middle aged man. This was not looking good for Guy since nobody would ever want to be stranded in the middle of the desert road… especially in a post apocalypse.


“Look, sir. It wasn’t me…”


“Well if it wasn’t you then who was it that took my last piece of bread?”


A skinny pale half naked man whom was sitting in the back of the truck was peering at the commotion as if he were a child watching his mother telling his sibling off.


“Sir, maybe it fell out of your pocket? We could check it in the truck if you want…”


“Do I look stupid to you? I was saving that to reward myself for doing such a good deed! Now I know to never do it again, especially in these times! I’m gonna give you one last chance…who took it!”


Guy could see the other Hitchhiker giving him a look with raised eyebrows and an expression of caution. A look which Guy immediately understood. He exhaled deeply and muttered, “okay.”

“Well?”

“Actually yes… it was me.” Guy said.

“I knew it,” The Pot Bellied Man grumbled as he turned towards the other hitchhiker, “you get out too.”

“What?”


“OUT!”

The Hitchhiker did so. The Pot Bellied Man returned to his car and after grumbling, “freeloading thieves,” he then drove off leaving the two hitchhikers alone.

“Nice job getting us both kicked out, kid.”

“I’m sorry, I really tried…” Guy said looking down in shame, “did you at least save me a slice?”

“Naw, was too damn delicious.” The Hitchhiker said as he shrugged his shoulders carelessly and belched. Guy’s face fell in utter disbelief.

“We had a deal…”

“Deal’s off. Every man for himself.”

“But I took the rap for you… that’s not fair!”

“You know kid, I like you.” the Hitchhiker approached him up close, giving him an intimidatingly ugly sneer as he placed his arm on his shoulder, “you’re kind, decent and loyal. Three things that gonna get you killed out here.”

And within a blink of an eye, the skinny pale man swung at Guy and sent him plummeting on his face, out cold on the hard sandy floor. The man proceeded to dig into Guy’s pockets for his wallet until he managed to find it. The man started rumbling through his wallet and fished out ten separate notes. He then looked through his cards

“Pretty boy got a credit card? Oooh! Fancy!”

Then he pulled out a small rectangular paper photo depicting a young bright, black haired boy in school uniform with his parents. He could assume they were because there were putting their hands on his shoulder smiling warmly.

“Aw you got a family too, huh? How cute.” the Hitchhiker threw it on the floor and stamped it on with such brute force.  “where’s your family now, pretty boy?”

The Hitchhiker dropped the photo to the floor and within a snort and a scoff, he walked away counting his notes whilst plunging his newfound credit card in his back pocket, leaving Guy’s unconscious body behind on the sandy and hard floor.


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Guy groaned and coughed as he started to pick himself up from the sandy floor. He then touched his eye which felt sore and winced. He then noticed that his pocket was empty. He spotted his wallet from a far so he rushed towards and picket it up… only to find that it was all empty, to his dismay. Even his family photo.

“Great,” Guy muttered miserably as he dug his empty wallet in his pocket. He was not in a good situation at all. He was stranded all alone, with no money in the middle of the desert during the post apocalypse.

He then turned around and remembered he was in a scrap yard. Could it be abandoned or are people still there? There could be people in there looking for scraps to sell so they can earn a living. Who wasn’t in this day and age?

All of a sudden Guy could spot a figure wearing a hooded cloak from afar inside the scrap yard, with a silver motorcycle. A person! Maybe he or she could help him! He quickly waved and ran towards it to get the figure’s attention.

“Excuse me?” Guy called out as the hooded figure quickly responded… by trying  to rev the engine on the bike, “no, wait! Please!” Fortunately for Guy, the hooded figure failed to start the bike.

“Excuse me, sir?” Guy approached the figure. He could see a black rucksack strapped around the bike.

“What do you want?” a young feminine voice came from the hooded figure. Guy could make out the facial features from under the hood to be feminine from the soft lips, small nose and sharp jaw line, which she was trying to conceal. If Guy could see her whole face, the expression he would be met with would not look welcoming at all.

“Oh Madame. Sorry.” Guy said nervously, “I need your help, I want to get out of here.”

“Don’t we all,” the Hooded Girl muttered as she examined Guy’s dirt stained T shirt, trousers and bruised eye, messy hair and baggy jeans. He had a skinny physique which appeared as if he never been in a fight before, which made her wonder how he ever lasted this long. “You look like shit.” Guy looked at his reflection of the silver motor bike and noticed he had a black eye.

“I… was tossed out of a car after hitchhiking. Well the other hitchhiker punched me in the face and took my wallet…”

“Oh how sad.” the Girl showed no sympathy. She hopped off and then started to kick the motor cycle vigorously whilst grunting frustratingly, ignoring Guy.

“But since you have a motorcycle, maybe you could give me a ride…”

“Stupid… piece of… crap’s not working! AAARR!!” she turned to Guy, Look! Just get out of here!”

“What is your deal? Why can’t you trust me?”

“A, I don’t know you and B, Look around! Nobody trusts anyone out here!”

“Then why don’t we introduce ourselves?” Guy stepped forward to the Hooded Girl who backed away, “I’m Guy…”

“You stay away from me! Just leave me alone!”

“If I fix your bike will you give me a ride?”

“No! I can do things on my own! I don’t need your help.”

Guy was panicking. He needed this person’s help otherwise who knows how long it would take for him to find another person to help him.

“I can fix it,” Guy then approached the motor bike, “I’m not an experienced engineer but I can have a look,” Guy then spotted the backpack around the back of the bike, “let me just take your bag and…” All of a sudden the Hooded Girl grabbed Guy by the arm.

“You try to put your hand on that bag and I’ll rip it off,” the Hooded Girl started to squeeze Guy’s wrist as he winced, “got it?”

Guy noticed that her wrist was metal. He could feel it too. Guy then grabbed onto her sleeve as he was gasping. He then pulled it off to reveal half her arm was metal with wires sticking out. The Hooded Girl with shock squeezed Guy’s hand even more which caused him to step on her cloak on the floor as the cloak ripped apart revealing her entire body apart from her human head, metal and robotic. Guy was looking up at something he had never seen before with eyes wide open due to the pain and shock combined.

“Ahhh! What the hell happened to you? Are… are you a robot?”

“Now you’ve done it!” the Hooded Girl then removed her hood whilst finally letting go of Guy’s hand revealing her entire robotic body. Below half her neck was made of flesh but was attached to the rest which was metal. The metal part of her neck extended the same speed as those mechanisms attached to boxing gloves in Saturday morning cartoons or Jack in the boxes. Her head charged towards Guy, who tripped and fell on his back, clutching his aching hand, and onto the dusty floor, until her face was inches away from his. He looked at fuming pale young face and then at her body which was further away, where her really long neck was attached to. She looked as if she were a snake and Guy was her prey.  

“You’re… a robot?” Guy gasped.

“I am not a robot!” The Girl said with gritted teeth.

As Guy stared at The Girl’s face, he started contemplating on what she was exactly. She had long brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin and looked the same age as Guy. She looked very human.

“You’re a human head… on a robot’s body? How… how is this possible?” Guy asked, as The Girl clenched her robotic fists. Guy then noticed the capital letters embroidered on her chest. “AMPUTECH.”

“AMPUTECH?” Guy read which angered the Girl even more, “is that the company that made you?”

“I’m going to give you one last chance to get the hell out of my sight or so help me I will…”

Then all of a sudden, the Girl felt something weird around her body, then her and her motor bike, sans the rucksack which was left on the floor, abruptly floated up and within a *CLANG*, Guy looked up and saw her, with her neck still extended, and her bike stuck to a ginormous scrap yard magnet being operated by an Elderly Man wearing a a torn up dirt stain sleaveless shirt. He also noticed that next to the scrap yard metal was a car compactor.

“Heeee dowgy!!” the man screamed as he stuck his head out the window.“looks like I bagged me a new hunk o’ junk!”

“Hey! What are you doing?” Guy yelled at the Elderly man.

“Y’all are trespassing in my turf, boy. Beat it!”

Guy was getting tired of everyone telling him to leave. He wanted answers from all of this. “let her go!”

“I don’t need your help, idiot!” The Girl yelled from down below.

“Yes you do!” Guy yelled back then turned his attention towards the Elderly Man, “put her down this instant! You have tons of junk around here that have more value than her robot body…”

“Oh thanks a lot!”

“Trying to help you here!”

“I don’t need it!”

“This place got nothing o’ value to me! Now that I got myself this fancy schmancy new technology robot machine…”

“I am not a machine!” the Girl screamed, “and I want nothing to do with AMPUTECH!”

“People be willing to pay big bucks for you! I’ll sell you to the highest bidder and be rich!”

Guy was getting more and more confused. “What the hell is AMPUTECH? Just put her down please, sir!”

“She don’t care about you, so why should you care about her? She’s just a machine! The Organisation built her to destroy things. She’s the reason this whole apocalypse started in the first place! I just know it!” Guy was startled by this information but could he be right? Surely not.

“I’m sure she’s not responsible for all this to happen. I get it sir, you’re afraid, paranoid and desperate…”              

“I ain’t desperate! Nobody trusts no one around here, kid!” snapped the Elderly Man, “especially an old bag like me! I can see you youngster’s tricks, lies and schemes! I seen it all before. No one trusts the Government so how can anyone trust anyone?! They lied to us! But I ain’t fallin’ for it again! No sir!”

The Girl was struggling to get herself off the magnet as she manoeuvred her long metal neck like giraffe. Guy had to help her. He had to do something. This man was never going to listen to him. So what could he do? All of a sudden he saw a pile of scraps and went over to them. Guy spotted a metal saw blade on top of the pile and  grabbed it. He then had an idea. He just hoped what he was about to do was going to work otherwise he would be in deep trouble. He raised the saw up and ran towards the magnet.

Guy was then lifted up as the saw blade met The Girl’s neck flesh from underneath and … the Girl’s head was severed from her robot body to her astonishment. Guy caught her head, with his aching hand, by the hair with one arm whilst holding the saw blade with the other.

“Ow! What the… What the hell did you do?! My body!” The Girl’s mind was racing as she looked down being held her long brown hair, her eyes darting around rapidly.

“Hang on!” Guy then swung his foot as his shoe slipped off and was sent shooting towards the Elderly man’s open window.

“What do you think you’re… oof!” the shoe hit the Elderly man straight in the head as he lost his composure and fell back, hit a button, pulled a lever then fell to the floor unconscious.

The magnet started to manoeuvre towards the car compactor which was starting to operate. Guy let go of the saw blade and as they plummeted down, Guy and the Girl’s head screamed. Guy landed on his back and The Girl’s severed head landed on to the dusty sandy floor coughing and spitting out sand.

The magnet then dropped the The Girl’s robot decapitated body along with her motor bike into the car compactor as the two sides came in and crushed the items creating a heavy machinery noise.

Guy and The Girl were groaning and aching in pain. Guy sat himself up slowly, relieved the Elder Man was not going to come after them any time soon. He then saw the Girl’s severed head landed on her cheek looking up at what was happening to her body and then at her “hero”, with such annoyance and anger.

Guy then turned around as the noise stopped and was greeted with a giant metal cube in the middle of the two crushers. He then looked at his foot which had no shoe. His sock was coated in sand… and then he looked down at the angry head whom raised an eyebrow.

“So…” Guy laughed nervously, “I lost my shoe…”

“And I lost my body,” she said quietly in a tone which sounded as if she wanted to strangle him, “all thanks to you.”



Guy then spotted that black rucksack which was on the floor he picked it up and put it around his arm.

“Hey! Let go of my bag!” screamed The Girl’s head.

Guy then bent down and picked her head up from off the ground and looked at his surroundings. “We need to get out of here.” Guy said.

“Put me down right now and leave my bag!”

“Wow, you’re really grateful” Guy said. He finally had the courage to answer back since she couldn’t do anything at this point apart from bite him. So he placed his hands underneath her chin, “didn’t your mother ever tell you to say thank you whenever someone saves your life?”

“Oh I’m sorry. Thank you for having my body crushed.” Guy then stopped in his tracks and turned the Girl’s head to face him.

“Well thank you for nearly crushing my hand.” Guy shot back without even thinking. He winced at that comment.

“You still have your hand! My body’s gone!!”

“Look I can fix it…”

“Ohh! You can fix it? Like that time you said you could fix my motor bike well look what happened to it now! You can’t fix this, okay?!” the Girl lashed out at Guy as he lowered his head in shame, “I bet you think you can fix this whole apocalypse too, don’t you?”

“Why, is it because you caused it in the first place?”

That’s when the Girl said nothing and just stared at Guy in shock.

“You better put me and my bag down and get the hell out of here. I don’t need you talking down to me.”


Guy looked at The Girl with such confusion, contemplating on the mayhem which was occurring and the questions he desperately needed answers from. ‘What was so special about this bag that this girl had to injure me for anyway?’ thought Guy, ‘why is she still so paranoid of me even after I saved her life… well her head at least, how the hell is she still alive as a disembodied head, what is AMPUTECH and what did that Elderly Man mean that this Girl was responsible for this apocalypse? Was he telling the truth?’ Since Guy got himself into this mess, he needed answers. He just hoped he would get it out of this person because right now, whether she liked it or not, he was all she had and vice versa in this dog eat dog apocalyptic world of mayhem and betrayal.
The Amp-pocalypse: Body Of Trust Part 1
Set in a scrap yard, in a post apocalyptic era where nobody trusts anyone, Guy, a kind but naive boy comes across a lone traveller girl whom he wants to befriend and get answers from. But she comes across as highly suspicious, resentful with extreme trust issues. What is she hiding? All of a sudden, when an unexpected encounter arrives and mayhem ensues, Guy will have to make the decision of either helping someone out or making it on his own in the dog eat dog world.

This is super late for the May theme month of MAYHEM 
#DPMay2018

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The Sacred Easter Egg Huntress and The Thief Part 1

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Sense of Release
Her boyfriend gave her a box of chocolates and after a single bite of one she picked out, her head floated away from her body. The mixture of the indulgent flavour and the feeling of gratitude gave her a sense of release.

This is from a chocolate advert called Godiva's Masterpieces. 
www.lotyray.com/new-project-1/
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A Head in Space
"Whenever you kiss me, I get this combination of strange feelings. I feel like I'm out of this world and huge and by that I mean physically and emotionally. But I also feel weightless and cannot feel a thing. Like my head floats away from my body not carrying any stress on my shoulders."
"So basically that's why you're a giant floating disembodied head and we're both in space right now?"
"Yes, your kisses made me into this."
"... you wanna kiss again?"
"Yes please... but have you ever kissed a giant face before?"
"I'll work my way around it." *touches her giant lips as she licks them. He leans his face in closer to them,* "Just don't eat my head, ok?"
"Less talkin' more smackin', babe." as she puckers her lips.



I edited this picture, the original one is linked below and is by username GIANTGIRL. where it features two of her characters Kaz (Kazuki) and her tiny boyfriend Daiko struggling to kiss each other awkwardly. And being the weirdo that I am, I turned Kaz into a giant floating disembodied head and they are both kissing (awkwardly) in space making it more awkward and random yet romantic and sweet in a way. I added my own story to it.
The original pic is linked below, so check it out.

Awkward Romance

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Guys this may sound weird but I think I want to do a Christmas story since December is coming around the corner. But I got writers block! So feel free to share some ideas, concepts and I'll develop them if I got with it :)
It just has to have a moral :)

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