Literature
A Flying Squirrel is a LYING Squirrel
Lying Squirrel is like a Flying Squirrel Without an "F".
In This Fictional Story. This Flying Squirrel Tend to LIE about Flying.
Yep. Even a Flying Squirrel is a LIAR.
Squirrels CAN'T FLY. They Glide.
You Know What Rhymes with Glide, LIED.
They Tend To Fly because They will LIE.
They Lied even if They Glide.
No.... Cartoon Flying Squirrels are Puppets.
But Here are the TRUE FACTS, THEY ONLY GLIDE
Face it, Folks. Flying Squirrels CAN'T FLY.
Don't let their Name "FLYING SQUIRREL" Fool you into thinking they "Fly".
I Mean, Why Call them "Flying Squirrels" When you Are supposed to call them "GLIDING SQUIRRELS".
If Flying Squirrels Do Fly, Then They are Considered Puppets.
For Example, Rocky the Flying Squirrel is a "Puppet".
Now Here is is the True Fact.
I prefer the Term "GLIDING SQUIRREL", NOT "FLYING SQUIRREL". I Don't Care if Squirrels "FLY".
Well, Here is the Fun Fact, Flying Squirrels are ASIAN. It's Fun Making them Asian than it Is American.
Flying Squirrels Make Better
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