So, there is this cat. This cat is currently featured in a cooking show. Unfortunately, he's featured in the cooking show in a way of which he's not totally fond. But before we can touch on that, first we must establish who this cat is.
What is this cat's name?
The cat's name is indeed John.
By nature of his role in the show, he's not the only cat there - there are at least ten cats with him. But really, only two of those ten is at all important to this story, even thought I still have little idea of what's going on here. Thus, it is upon John and two of his companions that we shall focus.
What are the names of John's companions, and also, of what breed of cat are they and John?
Great. And their names?
Ned and Ted. The rhyming makes it more fun.
Very well then.
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