Shop Forum More Submit  Join Login
Sirius' Cousin by DKCissner Sirius' Cousin by DKCissner
Now, if I've got the family tree right:

Sirius + Bellatrix = cousins
Bellatrix + Narcissa + Andromeda = sisters, therefore
Sirius + Narcissa + Andromeda = also cousins
Andromeda + Nymphadora Tonks = mother and daughter, therefore
Sirius + Tonks = cousins

Just a little joke on what Sirius' reaction might have been finding out that his oldest friend hooked up with one of his cousins, enjoy!
Add a Comment:
 
:iconcelticnerd:
CelticNerd Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2018
I always thought that if Rowling was going to have Remus end up with one of his best friend's cousins, It should have been Narcissa (in this situation she divorced Lucius and took Draco with her), For 3 reasons, 1. She's closer to his age, 2.  I think it'd be interesting to see Draco have a more positive father figure in contrast to Lucius, And 3. The comedy that'll ensue when Harry and Draco have to begrudgingly get along with one another as the former's uncle is hitched to the mother of the latter. Personally, I would've set Remus up with a new character who'd be a female werewolf who's very close to his age and helps him to get better control of his lycanthropy to the point where he could turn at will and keep his mind and control in his werewolf form, Resulting in a much healthier werewolf not unlike the werewolves you'd find on deviantart if you search "werewolf", But If Remus were to end up with a canon character who's also a cousin os Sirius's, I would've gone with Narcissa.
Reply
:iconle2:
LE2 Featured By Owner May 25, 2018
Technically, a cousin once removed.
Reply
:iconhyp3rcharg3d:
Hyp3rCharg3d Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2017
Sirius = Ron
Remus = Harry
James = Hermione
:)
Reply
:iconladyclassical:
LadyClassical Featured By Owner May 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't know about that, I know Andromeda was Sirius's favorite cousin but I don't know what that makes Tonks, maybe his niece or something. But that's even worse! I do think Tonks was a bit young.
Reply
:iconkrande:
Krande Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2016
Is a cousin's daughter a cousin?
Anyway, nice idea. I loved James congratulating :)
Reply
:iconweasly-is-our-king12:
weasly-is-our-king12 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor remus
Reply
:icontheautumnmistress:
theautumnmistress Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2016
This is canon.Let's hope Lupy here doesn't die for the second time.
Reply
:iconkrande:
Krande Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2016
Whahahahaha! Maybe it would mean he goes back to life? :)
Reply
:iconelianabacon:
elianabacon Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015
Sooo funny I laughed really hard
Reply
:iconkokosmita:
KoKosmita Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
older wild men! :D
love it
Reply
:iconliterature-goddess:
Literature-Goddess Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
Remus couldn't be wild if his LIFE depended on it.
Reply
:iconlilybell20golden:
Lilybell20golden Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Good 1.
Reply
:iconhelenacrystal1:
helenacrystal1 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
But I hope you like Tonks and Remus >:) EVERYBODY likes them. They HAVE TO. :D
Reply
:iconmisssparkle1:
MissSparkle1 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
wait until Tonks founds Sirius, she'll hex him for trying to strangle her beloved husband.
Reply
:iconjellybeanclub:
Jellybeanclub Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student Writer
I think I'm dying of laughter.

Reply
:iconakakyoak:
Akakyoak Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist

Reminds me of a roleplay me and my friend do.

Oh God I'm dying of laughter!

Reply
:iconiceicebaby113:
IceIceBaby113 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
Lol
Reply
:iconchaelim:
Chaelim Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist
Cousin once removed but yeah they're cousins.
Reply
:iconhannajohal:
Hannajohal Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
Omg never noticed but wouldn't it be second cousins?
Reply
:iconbooks-are-my-dreams:
Books-are-my-dreams Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually I think Tonks is his niece once removed or something like that.
Reply
:iconhikarimichi:
HikariMichi Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Second cousin.
Reply
:iconbooks-are-my-dreams:
Books-are-my-dreams Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah.
Reply
:iconblackeye-pea:
BlackEye-Pea Featured By Owner May 23, 2013
Not to mention that Andromeda was his favorite cousin ...
Reply
:iconladyartemis39:
ladyartemis39 Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
XD
Reply
:icontonkslupin123:
TonksLupin123 Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Student Writer
I always, always use the idea that Sirius would be like "wtf" in all my fics haha
Reply
:iconeherz33:
EHerz33 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Haha
Reply
:iconremusjohn:
REMUSJOHN Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
*laughs* nice one.
Reply
:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*dies of laughter*
Reply
:icondeidaras-luv-un:
Deidaras-luv-un Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
I just ADORE the comic! But I laughed mostly due to the fact Sirius looks like Jesus to me HAHAHAHAHA XD
Reply
:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You are so right! How could I have missed that...
Reply
:iconkataang22nina:
kataang22nina Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
HAHAH i didnt know tonks was a cousin of sirius. Well looking at the family tree it makes sense but other then that this was funny xD
Reply
:iconsorcorer:
Sorcorer Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
I like how Sirius is gonna kill Remus.
Reply
:iconhikarimichi:
HikariMichi Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student General Artist
There should be a part 2 where Remus dies and they are like "Oh no! But we ARE in heaven already … Wait … What happens if you die in heaven??"
Reply
:iconninjapotterjedigirl:
ninjapotterjedigirl Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
LOL, poor Padfoot!
Reply
:iconleolover7313:
LeoLover7313 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
oh my gosh, this is probably your best piece of artwork yet!
Reply
:iconreginazelfixd:
ReginaZelfiXD Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
Its actually second cousins, sirius, much more distant!!!!
Reply
:iconlilyevp:
LilyEvP Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
Hahaha! I like it!
Reply
:iconilovecheerwine:
ilovecheerwine Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
In the 1st frame of Sirius, does he look a bit like a good-looking russel brand? or is it just me?
Reply
:iconlenatheweird:
lenatheweird Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
techniquely in some strange funky way, sirius is related to harry because harry has a niece in law or something that loves teddy, and teddy is remus's son, and tonk's son, and since tonks is sirius' niece, well... yea
Reply
:iconimpactedmoth:
ImpactedMoth Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
i lol my ass of to this
Reply
:iconlesmislover88:
lesmislover88 Featured By Owner May 11, 2012
LOL I love this. I always thought Sirius might be pissed. Can you make more?
Reply
:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
James looks like Aladdin DX
Reply
:iconchibi-chi4:
Chibi-chi4 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
as weird as this seems, i wanted like an extra epilogue of all the people that died in the 7th movie, and i wanted something like this to happen...
Reply
:icongreensaber92:
greensaber92 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Remus.
Reply
:icondragongirl2101:
dragongirl2101 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
haha loved it
Reply
:iconlesmislover88:
lesmislover88 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2012
This is hilarious. :)
Reply
:iconjinjojam:
JinjoJam Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
*first cousin once removed* Andromeda was his favorite cousin, and Tonks's mom. Which makes Tonks his first cousin once removed. i mean, i guess cousin is a generic term and i guess i'm being anal, but i just want people to know :P
Reply
:iconsarifael:
Sarifael Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Professional Artist
I was about say this same exact thing.
Reply
:iconakakyoak:
Akakyoak Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Sirius... You have every right to be mad... Just, blame your cousin, later! Ok? Ok!
Reply
:iconkylemon73:
kylemon73 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
i think tonks is sirius's neice
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×




Details

Submitted on
August 9, 2011
Image Size
1.7 MB
Resolution
1753×7129
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
29,213 (4 today)
Favourites
682 (who?)
Comments
157
Downloads
78