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You just fucking you a little bitch, did you say what's the heck about me? I you I need to know graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in the attack of a large number of secret to Al · Quaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kill you have. I have trained in gorilla warfare I, is the top sniper in the whole of the US military. You are to me without anything, not just another target. I will wipe out fuck the likes of Mark the words of my shit, are not the things you have seen before on this planet with a precision. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me through the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak, I do have to contact the network of my secret US spy, you better storm, because the preparation of the maggot, your IP is currently being traced. Pathetic little things wiped out the storm to call your life. You are dead, we are fucking children. I anytime, anywhere it can be, I can kill you in a hundred 7-over method, it is just my bare hands. Well, you little shit, but I was trained in a wide range in unarmed combat, and I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps I of you off the face of the continent in order to wipe the miserable ass, and use it to its fullest. If only you can be known retaliation little "clever" comments evil ones had with bring down to you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you, you could not be, but did not, and now you are paying the price, you redneck white bastard a fool. I was shit anger on top of you all, you are drowning in it. You are dead, it is fucking you. , Kiddo.

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Starduststruck Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What’s this you’ve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I’m the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don’t you think you might be hurting someone’s feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You’re finally living, friend.
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dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily
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Starduststruck Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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Buttonland Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016
LMAO

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dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Was zum Teufel hast du nur verdammt über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe? Ich werde Sie wissen, ich graduierte Spitze meiner Klasse in der Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Kaida, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse beteiligt. Ich bin in Gorilla-Kriegsführung trainiert und ich bin der Top-sniper in den gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Sie sind nichts für mich, aber nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich verdammt noch mal auslöschen mit Präzision, die gerne von denen noch nie zuvor auf dieser Erde gesehen worden, mein verdammtes Worte markieren. Sie denken, Sie können über das Internet zu sagen, dass die Scheiße zu mir weg? Denken Sie noch einmal, Ficker. Wie wir ich wende mich an mein geheimes Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und Ihre IP sprechen wird jetzt verfolgt so dass Sie besser für den Sturm, Maden vorzubereiten. Der Sturm, die pathetische Kleinigkeit tilgt Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Du bist verdammt tot, Kind. Ich kann überall und jederzeit sein, und ich kann Ihnen in mehr als siebenhundert Arten töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal der United States Marine Corps, und ich werde es in vollem Umfang nutzen, um Ihre elenden Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents wischen, Sie wenig Scheiße. Wenn nur Sie wissen können, was unheilig Vergeltung Ihre kleinen "clever" Kommentar war auf euch zu Fall zu bringen, vielleicht hättest du deine verdammte Zunge gehalten. Aber man konnte es nicht, du hast es nicht, und jetzt sind Sie zahlen den Preis, verdammt du Idiot. Ich werde Wut über dich Scheiße und Sie werden darin ertrinken. Du bist verdammt tot, Kindchen.
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Buttonland Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016
Anata dake no kuso anata wa SUKOSHI meinu, watashinitsuite nanda Ittai o iimashita ka? Watashi wa anata ga watashi wa neibīshīruzu de watashi no kurasu no toppu o sotsugyō Shitte iru hitsuyō ga arimasu, to watashi wa Aru Quaeda ni tasu no himitsu no shūgeki ni shite kan'yo kita, to watashi wa 300 Ijo no Kakunin kiru o motte imasu , Watashi wa gorira-sen no kunren o ukete iruto watashi wa, zentai no beigun no toppu sogekidesu. Anata wa watashiniha nani mo naku, Chodo betsu no tāgettode wa arimasen. Watashi wa watashi no kuso no kotoba o Maku shi, seido de anata ni kono Chikyu jō de mae ni mita koto no Naite iru no dōrui o o Seiko ISSO Shimasu. Anata wa intānetto o kaishite watashi ni sono tawagoto o itte koto ga nigeru dekiru to omoimasu ka? Mōichido kangaete, Yaro. Ware Ware ga hanasu yo ni watashi wa Zenbei supai no watashinohimitsu no nettowāku o sesshoku sa sete imasushi, anata ga yori yoi arashi, ujimushi no junbinode, anata no IP wa genzai torēsu sa rete imasu. Anata no jinsei o yobidasu awarena Chisana mono o ISSO arashi. Anata wa shinde, kodomo o kuso shite imasu. Watashi wa itsu demo, doko demo suru koto ga deki, watashi wa hyaku 7 Oba no hoho de anata o korosu koto ga deki, sore wa watashi no Chodo sudededesu. Dakedenaku, anata SUKOSHI tawagoto, watashi wa ni hi kōhan'i Buso no sentō de kunren o uketaga, watashi wa Beikoku kaihei-tai no zentai no Kosho e no akusesu-ken o motte iruto watashi wa Tairiku no kao o hanarete anata no mijimena o shiri o fuku tame ni, sono Said aigen ni sore o Shiyo shimasu. Anata wa SUKOSHI "Kashikoi" no komento wa anata ni daun sa seru to shite ita jaakuna mono Hofuku shira rete iru koto ga dekiru yuiitsu no baai wa, wa tabun anata anata no kuso shita o Kaisai shite irudarou. Shikashi, anata wa, wa anata shimasendeshitaga dekinakatta, Soshite ima anata ga Kakaku o haratte iru, anata wa baka o inakamono no hakujin Yaro. Watashi wa anata no subete no ue ni o ikari tawagoto sa re, anata wa sore ni oboremasu. Anata wa shinda, kimi o kuso shite imasu.
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dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck უბრალოდ ხარ მითხარით, თქვენ პატარა bitch? I ნება თქვენ იცით, დავამთავრე დაბრუნება ჩემი კლასის საზღვაო ბეჭდები, და მე უკვე ჩართული ბევრი საიდუმლო შეტევები ალ ქაიდას და მაქვს 300-ზე მეტი დაადასტურა მოკლეს. მე მომზადებული Gorilla Warfare და მე საუკეთესო marksman ყველა ამერიკის შეიარაღებული ძალების. ისინი არ არიან ჩემთვის, მაგრამ კიდევ ერთი ობიექტი. მე დაისაჯოს wipe კვლავ სიზუსტით, რომელიც არასოდეს მინახავს იმ დედამიწაზე, მარკ ჩემი ხარ სიტყვა. ისინი თვლიან, რომ თქვენ შეიძლება ითქვას, ინტერნეტში, ამ shit ჩემგან? ვფიქრობ, კიდევ ერთხელ, fucker. როგორ შეგვიძლია, შემიძლია ჩემი საიდუმლო ჯაშუშური ქსელი, ამერიკის შეერთებული შტატები და ვისაუბროთ თქვენი IP დაიცვას, ასე რომ თქვენ უკეთ მოემზადოს ქარიშხალი მატლი. ქარიშხალი, pathetic ცოტა რამ რეკავთ გამოსყიდვას თქვენს ცხოვრებაში. თქვენ არიან fucking მკვდარი ბავშვი. მე შეიძლება იყოს ყველგან, ნებისმიერ დროს, და შემიძლია მოკვლა ზე მეტი შვიდას სახეობა, და ეს მხოლოდ ჩემი შიშველი ხელებით. მე არ ვარ მხოლოდ საფუძვლიანი ტრენინგი უიარაღო საბრძოლო, არამედ მაქვს ხელმისაწვდომობის მთელი არსენალი შეერთებული შტატების საზღვაო ქვეითთა, და მე გამოიყენოს იგი მთლიანად, wipe თქვენი უმწეო ვირები სახე კონტინენტზე, პატარა shit. თუ მხოლოდ თქვენ იცით, რა უწმინდურ ანგარიშსწორება თქვენი პატარა კომენტარი "ჭკვიანი" ბიზნესის, იქნებ ინახება თქვენი ხარ ენაზე. მაგრამ თქვენ ვერ, თქვენ არ გაქვთ, და თქვენ ახლა სიცოცხლის ფასად, რა იდიოტი. მე განრისხებულია shit და კუთხეში თქვენ. თქვენ არიან fucking მკვდარი ბავშვი.
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