Okay... I see a dog wearing a bra and a knife on the floor. I guess we all lose it sometimes.
Me and my friend once had a great hangover-idea; I`m not sure if this is a universal term, but here a 12-pack of beer is commonly called "mäyräkoira" which means "dachshund" (you get the idea anyway). We modified it a little bit with scissors and managed to cloth my dog with it, thus turning a poodle into dachshund!
I guess it wasn`t uncomfortable, our dog not quite even realizing why we were laughing at him.