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Grammar Natzee by dinyctis Grammar Natzee by dinyctis
The goofing off continues.

I've wanted to do this for a long time. The only thing that stopped me was the idea of offending people.

But then, it just hit me. People do serious political artwork against the US, and I'll take flak about goofing off with this? Hell no.

So, this is for all of us grammar natzees out there.

:bulletred: Those of us who want to point out every grammatical mistake when we see one.
:bulletred: Those of us who want to slap the crap out of whoever makes a grammatical HORROR (not error).
:bulletred: Those of us who loathe enormous paragraphs with no formatting whatsoever. Just one huge line of text, without commas!
:bulletred: Those of us with dictionary.com in our bookmarks.
:bulletred: Those of us who are cool enough to laugh it up when we make a mistake ourselves.


The grammatical mistakes at the bottom are intentional to go with the 5th point.


Oh yea, 15 mins in Photoshop. Definitely not my best poster, but It'll do. It'll do.

EDIT: Turns out that I actually misspelled a word in the poster by accident! Not so much of a natzee!
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line123462 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
i am just gonna say my opinion on this. i know grammar is important, i myself also got annoyed when i see spell mistakes, even though i often make them myself which is why i never point it out to others. you guys need to remember that not all people are English, i am not. and often the ones who complains over peopls grammer are people who dont even speak two languages. i speak four Danish English German and Færøsk. i can also do some sign landguage. we also learn the grammer rules for our own country which not is always the same as english, what is a mistake for you maybe is not for us. kinda like how some words are diffrent spelt British to American. or just even Canadian. like both gray and grey is right. i was a top studen in english and i still get told about my grammer mistakes here on the internet, i am sure you guys already have found some in this text already. like guys why is the i suppouse to be a big I. and what is this thing ' we dont use that here in denmark.  

also, last i like to mention that i am dyslexia but am pretty sure i can read and write in more landguages than any of you grammer nazis



ps, i am from denmark. and we got pretty much about the second world war. it is like half of our historie lessons (other half Vikings ) through all of school. and btw we don't really care so much about grammar here in Denmark. I have never once in my life been told about my bad grammar in Danish except from teachers. also, teachers are not allowed to mark a spelling mistake unleash its a language class. 
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dinyctis Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2018
Thanks for the comment!  The key here is that it can be very obvious when English is not someone's first language or when you know that it is (if they were born and raised in an English-speaking country). 
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pygfaust Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why has the first "It'll do" a capital I? :-)
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:iconfuriouscharizard:
FuriousCharizard Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
This is glory.
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:iconbluesnowdrops13:
I have been a "Grammar Natzee" for as long as I can remember. I hate it when people write huge columns of text with no periods or commas whatsoever - how am I supposed to READ this?! And it especially pisses me off when people somehow spell basic words incorrectly! Heil spellcheck, indeed. I salute you!
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:iconalphashitlord:
AlphaShitlord Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello from TvTropes!
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:iconeqlipse:
eqlipse Featured By Owner May 14, 2017  Professional General Artist
This just made my day. =D
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:icondw13-comics:
DW13-COMICS Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
heh, heh, I'm not a grammar Nazi, but durnit, if people would express their educational representations on Amerikan English, no? ;)
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:icona-thonx:
A-thonX Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The Thin Red Line! <3 lolz!
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Brochu4628 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hell to the frickin' yes. ...Actually, I've seen this a few times before, but I figured now's as good a time as any to actually fav it.
I've been a Grammar "Natzee" for as long as I can remember, because (also for as long as I can remember,) even the slightest typo has been able to seriously throw me off when I'm reading something. Thing is, I can't recall which of the two came first: did a low tolerance for typos turn me into a GN, or did being a GN wind up diminishing said tolerance to its current low levels?

But in any case...
:salute: Heil Spellcheck indeed!
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tommyboywood Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Ack tung baby! ;)
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:iconrektengle:
rektengle Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015   Photographer
What is the font used?
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:iconrektengle:
rektengle Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015   Photographer
THIS IS THE BEST
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:icon11doctors:
11Doctors Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...that edit.
I...I...so this are ironic XD
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:icondeliriumskind:
deliriumskind Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist
Just yes.
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:iconthatkidwiththerabbit:
ThatKidWithTheRabbit Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lie and lay aren't on the poster?! Nooooo!!

I only mention it because that's the one thing that screws me constantly. :(
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:iconprettywitchdoremi:
PrettyWitchDoremi Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAAAH! This is me all day! xD :rofl:
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:iconfishbely:
Fishbely Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yes... just yes
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:iconmotleyoftheunknown:
MotleyOfTheUnknown Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YES! and... Natzee is supposed to be Nazi... :l
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
Not intended to be.
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:icontakatacheroki:
TakataCheroki Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was texting my friend about Attack on Titan, and spellcheck changed "Mikasa" to "molasses". x'D D.Y.A.C.
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:iconsmil:
Smil Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I need this!
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:iconzomickschallahrecipe:
zomickschallahrecipe Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Good talk! I would love to have a poster like that in my bedroom :)
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furshits Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Annoying Facebook Girl: "Don't you wish you're girlfriend was grammatically correct like me?"

*flips out secret agent ID*
Spelling and Grammar Agent Angel here. It seems you have committed a crime. Saying that you are grammatically correct when you are not is a crime. Get in the cell.
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Eyecelphil Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lets eat, grandpa. 
Lets eat grandpa.

Grammar saves lifes. 
XD!
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:iconkat1004:
kat1004 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lives, not lifes :P
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:iconeyecelphil:
Eyecelphil Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh damnit >_< 
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:iconkat1004:
kat1004 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol :)
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:iconobjectville2013:
Objectville2013 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
Let's*
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:iconeyecelphil:
Eyecelphil Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh god >_< 
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aevrynn Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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cat11155 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013   General Artist
gooder is not a fucking word you dumb ass it's better
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:iconrawr-means-i-love-u:
Rawr-Means-I-Love-U Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I made me cringe when I saw it!
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dinyctis Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
Oh my god, you are the first person to point this out in all these years!  I have been going around saying "gooder" instead of "better" for so long! I am forever in your debt.

Or perhaps I wrote "gooder" on purpose with a sense of irony.  Which is more likely?
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cat11155 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013   General Artist
um what ever you choose ^^ i don't mind
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:iconblacknoxstar:
BlackNoxStar Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Grammar is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse... :iconheplz:

That is, extremely important.
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numbertwentyfour Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
Old comment, but dear god you made my day, aost ruined a good pair of pants laughing.
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:iconk-9-6-9:
K-9-6-9 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:icongrammarnaziplz: You spelled almost wrong. 
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:iconnumbertwentyfour:
numbertwentyfour Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Much to this ones eternal shame.
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:iconsabaku-no-kaze:
Sabaku-No-Kaze Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
OMG

:iconfreeinternetplz: YOU WIN. :salute:
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:iconprogamuffin:
Progamuffin Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
That is capitalization.
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:iconk-9-6-9:
K-9-6-9 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconphailplz:
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:iconnothing111111:
nothing111111 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Better not Gooder, i Love how you put that irony here
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
You're very observatious!
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:iconnothing111111:
nothing111111 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Tell me something i didn't know
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
Hmmm... did you know that the center of the earth has enough gold to cover the entire surface knee-deep?
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:iconnothing111111:
nothing111111 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yes, did you know that what you're looking at right now isn't yellow in any way?
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
Remarkable! 
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