Chapter 16 of fanfic Harry Potter & The Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong [link]
Zombie Quirell in the front class.
Harry & Draco conversing :
Draco :"Potter? What are you doing in this class?"
Harry : "Draco? What are you doing in oh my god you have minions."
Draco : "Potter, I introduce to you Mr. Crabbe, Mr. Goyle. Vincent, Gregory, this is Harry Potter."
Crabbe : "Please to meetcha" in a tone that sounded like he was trying to lower his voice as far as it could go.
Harry : "You have minions! Where do I get minions?"
Draco : "I'm afraid, Potter, that step one is to be Sorted into Slytherin -"
Zombie Quirell in the front class.
Harry & Draco conversing :
Draco :"Potter? What are you doing in this class?"
Harry : "Draco? What are you doing in oh my god you have minions."
Draco : "Potter, I introduce to you Mr. Crabbe, Mr. Goyle. Vincent, Gregory, this is Harry Potter."
Crabbe : "Please to meetcha" in a tone that sounded like he was trying to lower his voice as far as it could go.
Harry : "You have minions! Where do I get minions?"
Draco : "I'm afraid, Potter, that step one is to be Sorted into Slytherin -"
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ZombieQuirrell is just perfect 😂
minions.
that's just hilarious.
Once again, the expressions.
I like you're work. The only problem is you've done too much and now I want you to illustrate the whole thing.
Which you'll probably never finish :/ But what we have so far is great!
Zombie Quirrell caught me off-guard for a second there...
I want minions...
thanks for the comment AyriannahOllivandra ^^
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In Official Omakes published by the author he is also sorted into
"A-CHOO!"
"ROOT!"
"Pancakes!"
"ELF!"
"REPRESENTATIVES!"
"ATREIDES!"
"PICKLED STEWBERRIES!"
"KHAAANNNN!"
"Headmaster!"
"Slytherin! ...just kidding: Gryffindor!"
"Fooled you again! HUFFLEPUFF! SLYTHERIN! HUFFLEPUFF!"
... hope that cleared it up for you. Best thing to do though is simply read the best fanfiction ever: [link]
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read the fanfiction. that will explain everything you ever wanted to know, it will also explain why wants minions.
He is in Ravenclaw because he bargained with the sorting hat. He is sort of smart in this fanfic.