Potter's First Date by dinosaurusgede

Chapter 21 of fanfiction Harry Potter & The Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong. [link]

Harry lose the bet (aka reading competition) to Hermione Granger. And the pay for the winner is Harry has to go on a date with Hermione for 2 hours, dressed in such clothing as was provided, visiting such fascinating places in Hogwarts as a tiny burbling waterfall of what looked to Harry like snot, accompanied by a number of other girls who insisted on such helpful activities as strewing Harry's & Hemione's path with Transfigured rose petals.

Harry is pissed.

W0WM4ST3R Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2019 Hobbyist General Artist

Just finished my second read through of HP&tMoR, looking over fanart before moving on to the sequel I found as written by someone else, and all I can think of here is that Harry looks like Lelouch from Code Geass.

CMVreud Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2019

Oh, this brings back memories...

Good times, good times.

trlkly Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2018

You hit perfection on how you drew Hermione here. I like it when she doesn't look like Emma Watson, who, past the first movie, never matched my head canon for what Hermione looked like.

LianKary Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2016

Blood to the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!

Doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom doom doom
Doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom doom doom
DOOM doom DOOM
Doom doom doom-doom-doom doom doom
Doom doom-doom-doom doom doom
Doom doom doom, doom doom doom.

Jayda310 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015 Hobbyist General Artist

I just started chapter 21 and I'm so excited for this! Harry's expression is PRICELESS!

RainbowLeaf9987 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014

I wholeheartedly agree with the person directly below me.

starwyvern010 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014

That might be the best expression in the history of expressions. I love everything about this xD

ama10wen Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013

This is GREAT.

Allebasii Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Oh gods,--HIS FACE! XD

DDentonas Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013 Professional Writer

Aaaaaand then chapter 89 happened.

Kaigaazuko Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013

The dates turned into a marriage?

Rjalker Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

You are amazing at this o.O

SerapeWrensFolk Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013

This is why I don't make bets with smart girls. They're very creative.

kitty-demon18 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013

His face is so perfect and oh gosh, with the rose petals and the dress, it practically looks like they're getting married, I expect Harry would look about as enthusiastic about that too
love it, fantastic illustration, hilarious job

Reyrocksall Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012

The Harry is not amused

DarkestTruth Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

*skips ahead to chapter 21*
This is freaking hilarious. He looks so...heh.

DarkKingM Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012

Awwww cute!!!! hahahaha, poor Harry is so pissed, but still so sweet!!! And Hermione is so joyful!!

Usagi-Zakura Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Aw that's so cu.... (sees Harry's expression and backs away slowly)

net-and-tinsel-gown Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012

Ohhh my Rowling this is brilliant. Makes me laugh more and more the longer I stare at it. This is the true romantic nature of eleven-year-old girls, and it is spot-on.

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I wanna be a StarKid Actress!

InkedDusk Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012

His facial expression just made my day.

RickAkemi Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011

and likely so. I dont care what age groups involved being tricked/forced into a date SUCKS.

OrdonCrane Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011

He's such a romantic at heart.

keinve1 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011

Harry... one of them may be a hufflepuff...

seeun0709 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011

Waterfall of snot! Harry's expression! Oh, epic!

dinosaurusgede Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Hohoho, thanks a lot XDD

Kirakekuri Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011

hahah cantek!

dinosaurusgede Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

hehe, makasih Kirakekuri ^^ tapi Harry keliatannya marah tuh,

DarthParallax Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011

wouldnt it be creepier if that was BLOOD instead of roses?

dinosaurusgede Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

that's scary...

DarthParallax Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011

I admit- this is good drawing. you know, I bet if you smudged a couple lines, you could exponentially up the 'creepy' factor and make it look like they were throwing blood instead of rose petals. and now you have that image in your head. BWA HAHAHAHA! General Chaos has been avenged.

dinosaurusgede Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Yep, and the Darkness level will rise higher in General Chaos heart, making his descend to evil quicker. Blood indeed,

RickAkemi Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011

long live chaos. for randomness my brothers!

*round house kicks a chocolate tiger in the mouth*

Arashi32900 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011

The look on Harry's face. Just the look on his face.

dinosaurusgede Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Haha poor Harry

Arashi32900 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011

He's just like, "The world will burn for this. Count on it."

dinosaurusgede Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

hahaha, he's still a little boy

Arashi32900 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011

Yep, and he is not pleased. And no kissing!

RickAkemi Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011

thats the PERFECT "so help me I will kill you and your families" glare.

TheCyberwoman Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011

All your pictures from ths fic remind me of Ouran High School Host Club, because your Harry reminds me an awful lot of Kyoya Ootori, the general "look" and the expressions.