Chapter 21 of fanfiction Harry Potter & The Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong. [link]
Harry lose the bet (aka reading competition) to Hermione Granger. And the pay for the winner is Harry has to go on a date with Hermione for 2 hours, dressed in such clothing as was provided, visiting such fascinating places in Hogwarts as a tiny burbling waterfall of what looked to Harry like snot, accompanied by a number of other girls who insisted on such helpful activities as strewing Harry's & Hemione's path with Transfigured rose petals.
Harry is pissed.
Harry lose the bet (aka reading competition) to Hermione Granger. And the pay for the winner is Harry has to go on a date with Hermione for 2 hours, dressed in such clothing as was provided, visiting such fascinating places in Hogwarts as a tiny burbling waterfall of what looked to Harry like snot, accompanied by a number of other girls who insisted on such helpful activities as strewing Harry's & Hemione's path with Transfigured rose petals.
Harry is pissed.
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom doom doom
Doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom doom doom
DOOM doom DOOM
Doom doom doom-doom-doom doom doom
Doom doom-doom-doom doom doom
Doom doom doom, doom doom doom.
love it, fantastic illustration, hilarious job
This is freaking hilarious. He looks so...heh.
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I wanna be a StarKid Actress!
*round house kicks a chocolate tiger in the mouth*