Chapter 21 of fanfiction Harry Potter & The Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong. [link]
Harry lose the bet (aka reading competition) to Hermione Granger. And the pay for the winner is Harry has to go on a date with Hermione for 2 hours, dressed in such clothing as was provided, visiting such fascinating places in Hogwarts as a tiny burbling waterfall of what looked to Harry like snot, accompanied by a number of other girls who insisted on such helpful activities as strewing Harry's & Hemione's path with Transfigured rose petals.
Harry is pissed.
Harry lose the bet (aka reading competition) to Hermione Granger. And the pay for the winner is Harry has to go on a date with Hermione for 2 hours, dressed in such clothing as was provided, visiting such fascinating places in Hogwarts as a tiny burbling waterfall of what looked to Harry like snot, accompanied by a number of other girls who insisted on such helpful activities as strewing Harry's & Hemione's path with Transfigured rose petals.
Harry is pissed.
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love it, fantastic illustration, hilarious job
This is freaking hilarious. He looks so...heh.
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I wanna be a StarKid Actress!
*round house kicks a chocolate tiger in the mouth*