I love it, I love it, I love it!*
Hermione's all like "Everyone is going to say Hermione has the top score of the class!"
But what happens is the girls are saying Harry Potter's rival got seven points higher. I never thought a woman would have a phallic victory. Truly ironic.
*1,000 points to whoever can place that reference. However, points are like a shell w/o the nut inside. They're absolutely worthless.