Grumble Girls: Stages of Hunger by HungryStomachsPlus, literature
Grumble Girls: Stages of Hunger
NOTE THAT THIS SEQUENCE MAY VARY FROM MEMBER TO MEMBER. THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF STAGES COMING QUICKER OR SLOWER, ASPECTS OF DIFFERENT STAGES SHOWING UP EARLIER, AND EVEN ENTIRE NEW STAGES TAKING SHAPE. THIS IS JUST A GENERAL OVERVIEW OF THE MOST COMMON SEQUENCE.
Those that have inherited the Seismic Borborygmus Gene and are going through its active phase (ages 14-16 to 30-35) can expect to experience the following sequence of phenomena when hungry and on an empty stomach.
STAGES OF GRUMBLE GIRL HUNGER:
0. Fully satisfied: Body is in no need of sustenance and digestive system behaves normally. Any noises that occur would be for different