Goat Getter

“Mmmm… were you talking to someone?” Asriel asked groggily.

“No.” Frisk lied. While honesty is the best policy in most cases, there are a few exceptions. This was one of them. “Come on, we should get going. Toriel is probably getting worried.”

As soon as Frisk spoke the words, Sans walked into the cavern.

“You’re right. She sent me to check on you two.” Sans said.

“You heard him. Come on.” Frisk said, helping Asriel to his feet.

“Follow me. I know a shortcut.” Sans said.

~~~

“Hell of a shortcut, huh?” Sans asked once they were back at the castle.

“You know it.” Frisk replied with a smirk. Asriel was about to question the physical possibility of this shortcut, but Frisk shook her head and gave him a look to dissuade him from asking any questions.

“Toriel, we’re home!” Frisk called.

“That was fast…” Toriel replied. She was in the kitchen; most likely preparing pie. “I was going to have some pie ready for you, but you’re a little early.”

“It’s alright, I can wait… Not really that hungry right now.” Asriel murmured. Frisk out an arm around his shoulder reassuringly. They walked to the rec room and sat on the couch. “Despite what they did… I still miss them. At least I have you though.”

“I always will be.” Frisk replied, giving Asriel a nuzzle.

They spent a bit of time with some smalltalk.

“So… it looks like your horns are growing in.” Frisk commented, touching the sharp tips of Asriel’s growing horns.

“Thanks for noticing… I guess…?” Asriel replied.

“Do they hurt?”

“No, they don't hurt, at least not that much.” Asriel answered.

They fell into a silence. Frisk snuggled up against Asriel and the two just watched some TV until the pie was finished. They went to bed together shortly after eating.

~~~

The next day was valentine’s day.

After school the young couple went ice skating again. Asriel showed a little improvement over the last time they went, but not much.

They were interrupted by a less than happy human.

“You two are disgusting.” A nearby human commented.

“You're the disgusting one.” Frisk retorted.

“I'm not the one going out with a freak.” The human sneered.

“What's your problem?” Asriel asked. “It's not like we’re hurting anyone.”

“There are children here!” The human exclaimed, drawing attention from other nearby humans.

“In case you haven't noticed, we're children.” Frisk interjected.

“You might be, but this freak can be any age!” The human exclaimed, grabbing Frisk’s wrist.

Frisk screamed as loud as she could.

“Hey! Let her go!” A nearby human exclaimed, approaching the group.

“This thing is trying to take advantage of her!” The crazy human exclaimed.

“That ‘thing’ is my boyfriend. Let me go, creep!” Frisk demanded.

“Leave them alone. Now.” The nice human ordered.

“No! T--” The crazy human exclaimed. Whatever else they were about to say was cut short by a punch to the face.

The crazy human fell to the ice, unconscious.

“Phew. Thanks.” Frisk said.

“No problem, kid. You two enjoy yourselves. Don't let a creep like that guy ruin your day.” The nice human said nonchalantly.

Frisk and Asriel did just that.

~~~

“That was a fun day.” Asriel said when they got back to the castle. “So… what do you want to do now?”

“You.” Frisk said coyly.

“Wh-what?” Asriel stammered.

“I'm kidding!” Frisk laughed. “For now…” She whispered suggestively. “But I suppose I'll settle for… hmmm… kisses and cuddles. Yes. I'll settle for kissing and cuddling.”

“Frisk… you’re weird.” Asriel said.

“You love it.” Frisk chuckled. “C’mon, gimme a kiss.”

Asriel obliged. He gave Frisk a tender kiss on the lips.

“Frisk, you seem to be a bit of a… goat getter.” Sans punned from nearby.

“SANS!” Papyrus exclaimed.