The Legend of Billy McCread
You'll remember the story of Jake
Ah, yes, that was incredibly sad
And I wonder what it will now take
For you all to denounce me as mad
I assure you my stories are true
And I beg you to listen, take heed
For this next tale will terrify you
It's the legend of Billy McCread
Now Billy was an evil lad
His grim demise will make you glad
Once you know how it occurred
You'll see his death was well deserved.
How nasty is a boy who pulls
The heads from ants, the tails of bulls?
How wicked is the brat who tears
The legs from spiders, ears from hares?
Each creature on his parents' farm
Had suffered varied ki