Biting the tip of your pen, you tuck your hair behind your ear trying to solve the “Daily Sudoku” in the Tokyo newspaper. A grunt is heard from your kitchen followed by the sounds of various boxes dropping to the ground. Eye twitching a bit you choose to ignore it, adjusting your legs, you pull them back from resting on the coffee table to tuck them underneath your body. Nibbling on your bottom lip, you press your pen forward to fill in an empty slot.
Rip. Crunch. Grunt. Thud. Rip. Crunch. Grunt. Thud. Are heard coming from your kitchen.
A tick appears on your eyebrow as you try to concentrate on the Sudoku in front of you, on
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with Bite me, Edward.
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?
3. Tell him his hair isnt bronze, its ginger, and he should stop denying himself hes a rang
Hello and welcome to the warrior cats name dictionary! Here you can look at all the prefixes and suffixes and what they mean, helping you create the perfect name for an OC or character. Let's get started!
Acorn - Naive; outgoing; curious; appearance of an acorn.
Adder - Aggressive; loyal; appearance of an adder.
Alder - Reserved; cautious; wise; appearance of an alder tree; see Bark; see Timber.
Amber - Pushy; strict; amber-furred.
Ant - Cooperative; cocky; appearance of an ant.
Apple - Sweet; friendly; multi-skilled; appearance of an apple.
Arch - Strict; aggressive; observant; arched body part/marking.
These creepypastas were made years ago when I was very young! Because of that, they are old, terribly cliché and outdated. I keep them posted because some people still enjoy reading these. Whether you're reading these for laughs, or because you legitimately like them, I hope you enjoy!
I was introduced to the video game realm a tad late than most other people. For most, if not all, of my early childhood, I was isolated from other kids and I had next to no social interactions. My days were spent in a prison-like school and my nights rotted away with mind numbing TV. Life was dull and boring, all I had were my stuffed animals and cheap pl
Quotes/ words that should be in Harry Potter but Arent:
- Geez, Voldemort, stop acting so gay!
- Bellatrix, stop groping me. Just just go stand over there.
- Tell me Lucius, whos the prettiest ballerina of them all? Voldemort gave a cold smile at the clearly horrified man.
- Sooo, whats REALLY going on between his lordship and that snake, hmm?
-Wait a minute, Harry said. You want me to put this Snitch where now?
- What we need, Voldemort mused, is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the m
You never expected anything out of the ordinary to happen to you. In your opinion, you were a fairly average girl. You got good grades in high school, you had a decent amount of friends, you were attending a good college, and you lived in your own apartment. There was nothing that made you spectacular or anything.
You figured you'd go through life like anybody else. Graduate college, get a job, find the right guy, get married, have kids. All that jazz. And you were okay with that. It's what almost everyone did. But you had to admit, there were those moments where you wished something exciting would happen. Something out of the ordinary.
What the fox say?
Foxy's eyes twitched in irritation. He's not very fond of this song. It's such an earworm and an annoying one too. But YOU, Foxy's best friend (Y/N), loved it!
It's been only two weeks since you started to work as a waitress at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. At first you wanted to apply for the job as the security guard but after
you heard that the former security guard was killed during his night shift... Let's say your life was far
Perhaps my mind is better
off left in this bizarre dimension
though nothing makes sense
even to me.
So I will gladly, with the purple cat
and his cunning grin, laugh
Ha ha Ha ha Ha
Or have a cup of tea with my friend
Mad Hatter. But, shhhhhhhhh
La La La La La
Don't tell him that
it is not his tea what
I desire on my virgin lips.
Even the shade of the
painted roses, cannot
compare to my telltale blush.
But once awake, I look around
to the world I despise.
Desperately searching for
my white rabbit
with his ticking clock
To no avail, here I sit
wishing for the key to my escape
to my Wo
~WARNING!~ There is a bit of cussing so if you are against it don't read it!
"RELEASE MY BREAD YOU FOUL CREATURE!" Loki yelled drunkenly.
You groaned and sighed. Pepper had left two hours ago and you were stuck here, keeping the Avengers, from killing themselves.
"Loki that is not a creature. It is a toaster" You explained for about the millionth time.
"Tell it to release my bread!" He demanded.
"Do not worry dear brother! I shall toast your bread!" Thor boomed, running into the room.
"Thor whatever it is your planning don't you dare!" You said as he grabbed the bread.
He ignored you and ran outside, you followed him quickly. He held o
THEME #2: LAW
“STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!”
“Since when has that ever worked on me, Alfred!?” You shouted back over your shoulder, sprinting around another corner as you did so, grinning like a maniac the entire time. “Why don’t you just give up already!?” A breathless laugh escaped your lips, and another glance back showed you that Officer Jones, Kirkland, Williams, and the older Vargas were the closest ones to your current location. “Pick up the pace, ladies!” You mocked, “I’m ahead of you by sixty feet! You’re losing it!”
Italian cursing reached you
"Stop...all of you!"
"What if (your name) doesn't..."
"THAT'S ENOUGH YOU WANKERS!"
England, was preparing something special for you, on account it had been a full year since you two became friends. He invited you over for tea, and you were going to be over in almost an hour. Now, before this, some of his magical friends came by and decided to visit him. So far, things weren't working out.
Arthur began to pout before setting a tea bag into the pot he was using. He set up two cups on a nice try with little scones and biscuits. He smiled thinking of you enjoying them. He
Ever since you were little you had always been told that green was the color of jealousy but after having known Makoto Tachibana your whole life you weren’t to sure that could be true. When you looked into his green eyes all you could ever see was compassion and unrelenting concern for everyone but himself. In short, Makoto was the most selfless person you knew.
Even when the two of you were little Makoto would go out of his way to share anything he had with you, toys, books, movies, even sharing an ice cream cone or two. You smiled at the memories that invaded your mind your arms clutching the soft fabric of Sham-Sham. You were curren
."[f/n]!!!!!!" Hanji yelled across the hallway.
You sighed and turned around, dead panning her as she ran down the hall like a headless chicken. She's been bugging you a lot for the past week telling you all about her little children. Correction, her Titan children.
"What now Hanji, I swear if you're here to tell me one of your titans was being a bad boy again I will slap--" you got cut off by her loud voice.
"HAVE YOU SEEN SHORTY HICCUP BEFORE?" She stopped right in front of your nose and grinned.
"Wait... What." You looked at her and processed what just happened. All you heard was Levi and hiccups. You gave a small smile and said "No."
Matsuoka Rin x Reader
“[Name]-chan!” Nagisa shouted as he saw you approaching.
“Now that you’re here we can start EATING!” your blonde friend said excitedly, as he slung his arms over your shoulder.
Walking up to the place where everyone was gathered outside Haru’s house, you greeted everyone, apologizing for being late.
Looking around, you saw Rei and Gou sitting under a shelter, while Makoto, Haru and Rin were near the barbeque pits, preparing the food.
Pulling you along with him, Nagisa led you to where Rei and Gou were and sat down beside you. Immediately, your best friend, Gou, engulfed you in a t
You watched his lips move in mute fascination, the thin, pale petals flowing over antiquated terms. You learned on the hard oak table while your chin was cupped in your palm. You vaguely understood that Sebastian was discussing that Shakespeare fellow, but you couldn't care less. All you needed to know was that gorgeous cardinal eyes were fixated on your young form, and that his blindingly handsome face looked so sexy when he concentrated.
You blinked, sitting back so quickly the chair wavered. You felt like he had asked something of importance. Hot embarrassment crept up your neck as a heavily awkward silence set in.
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You step through door number eleven and into a bustling pub of some sorts.
You look around and notice that literally everyone that seemed to be there was drunk, totally and utterly plastered.
“What the…” you mutter as you make your way around the drunk men on the floor and the horrid singers on the tables, all you were looking for was one sober person in this place.
You finally made it to the bar and signaled to the bartender for some help, “Um, sir? Can I get some help please?” you inquired to the turned back.
The man turned around and you were somewhat shocked at his incredibly handsome features, from his e
"Corporal knows French?"
You stared at Connie incredulously, you jaw slightly agape.
Connie, satisfied with your response, leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms behind his head. A shit-eating grin spread across his face, and he responded with a haughty tone: "Eyup. I heard him the other day, he was cursing in french at something that had gotten on his boot."
Beside you, Reiner chuckled, the sound deep and low and reverberating up your spine. "Yeah right, Connie, you little weasel. How do we know you aren't lying?"
Connie sat forward, his face enraged. "I'm not lying!" he exclaimed. "It's true!!"
Jean looked less than convinced. "Re
You shivered and wrapped your Scouting Legion cloak more tightly around your shoulders. You weren't sure what was more the cause of your sudden discomfort - the cold November air that inevitably seeped its way into the HQ, or the echo caused by your footfalls in the stone dormitory hallway. Normally, you wouldn't mind the quiet. Between the new recruits you train daily and the seemingly endless stream of tasks you receive from Erwin, you would relish the few moments of peace you could manage to find. Tonight, though, the quiet only served as a painful reminder to the many previously-occupied dorm rooms that now were empty.
You passed one of
".....And then I was like FIVE METERS OF AWESOMENESS!!"
"What did she say, mon ami?"
"She screamed and ran away..."
You couldn't help but smile as you eavesdropped on two of your classmates's lie of a conversation, as you "read" your book. Why a lie? Your happen to know that the loud-mouthed albino was with your best friend yesterday evening, cooking pancakes and waffles.
You were smiling, but not only because of that little lie, but also because that last guy was actually right next to you, well, he was sitting on his desk, really. You forced yourself to turn your attention back to your story, but the thought of the gorgeous albino next