The All New Urban HeadGear

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By deviantWEAR
Working with our overseas engineers, we've designed and built a technologically-superior piece of headwear which we're quite proud of. The new DeviantWEAR Urban Headgear unit is built from space-age materials which are clinically proven to block harmful and unwanted signals from affecting your brilliant creative mind.

This specific initial release unit has been shown, in over one dozen clinical trials, to significantly enhance the creative person's ability to simply be creative without interference from radio signals, television signals, and other unwanted airwaves which could dramatically deteriorate the mind.

At deviantART, we believe in giving you the very best. Each product in our Urban range is lovingly double folded, guaranteeing you a superior standard of devious protection.

Pre-Order your DeviantWEAR Urban Headgear today!


DeviantWEAR Urban Headgear is clearly made of ultra-light space-age materials.
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AngelsSilverWings's avatar

love the brain protection

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LLAMA 4 LLAMA WATCH 4 WATCH FAVE 4 FAVE #Artfortunes

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cathena26's avatar

I'd pre order, but I can't! D:

GachaEditsX's avatar

It’s so cute UwU

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now im gonna be extra parnoid with the badge

Skyland2704's avatar

A tinfoil hat does more than you know!Space Milk

ToxicDustUwU's avatar

I was here to get the paranoid badge, yet it took me here. I have failed the search, but i'm happy with the outcome.

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