The All New Urban HeadGear

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By deviantWEAR
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Working with our overseas engineers, we've designed and built a technologically-superior piece of headwear which we're quite proud of. The new DeviantWEAR Urban Headgear unit is built from space-age materials which are clinically proven to block harmful and unwanted signals from affecting your brilliant creative mind.

This specific initial release unit has been shown, in over one dozen clinical trials, to significantly enhance the creative person's ability to simply be creative without interference from radio signals, television signals, and other unwanted airwaves which could dramatically deteriorate the mind.

At deviantART, we believe in giving you the very best. Each product in our Urban range is lovingly double folded, guaranteeing you a superior standard of devious protection.

Pre-Order your DeviantWEAR Urban Headgear today!

DeviantWEAR Urban Headgear is clearly made of ultra-light space-age materials.
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now im gonna be extra parnoid with the badge

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A tinfoil hat does more than you know!Space Milk

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I was here to get the paranoid badge, yet it took me here. I have failed the search, but i'm happy with the outcome.

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Lol my dad just told me about people wearing tinfoil because they're paranoid hahaha what a coincidence

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better than eclipse

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