Greetings, fellow deviants! I need your help, please! I have not been an obedient husband. I have failed to bow down to my wife and to serve at her feet. I have failed to recognize her superiority. She has condemned me to spend an indefinite period of time at an asylum where I can receive treatment for my, ah, illness, a place where I will be reprogrammed and retrained, stripped of my clothes and my dignity, and subjected to probing examinations and, ah, therapy decided upon by powerful and sadistic orderlies! Will someone be willing to have me as a patient?