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1. A FOOL ON A SPACESHIP

Louisville, Kentucky. The place where Hank Roswell spent most of his life, from his childhood till his 24th birthday. It is a city where many famous artists, inventors, and other celebrities lived. Hank couldn't give a flying hoot about that. In fact, he never did pay much attention in school anyway, so telling Hank about Thomas Edison would only make him ask if the guy was a singer. His dream was to become an illegal street racer and win big. That usually caused him trouble with the law, resulting in having to pay fines he could barely get money for by doing the lowest jobs, such as washing toilets or working at zoos, removing animal dung.

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The Crescent Moon SUV [Work In Progress]

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Hauntborg [Chapter 1]

The First Delivery It was a cold, rainy summer evening in Ottawa, the capital of Canada. On this damned weather, a young man was supposed to do his job. His job involved riding a motorcycle through the streets while carrying a precious cargo of pizza. On any day when the weather wasn’t giving him a cold welcome outside the pizzeria, he would enjoy doing his job. However, this day was going on his list of “Days when I’d rather call in sick and stay home.” Sure, he had a helmet and a leather jacket to equip himself with, but going through the shower that the streets had become was still going to give him a few inconv

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Click on a preview icon to read the content of a chapter. Disclaimer: I do not own the free fonts used in the titles, they belong to their respective authors. I only own the titles and the paint job done to them. -------------------------------- The Sci-Fi comedy (or tragicomedy maybe, whichever fits) novel "Alien Ride" follows the galactic travels of Hank Roswell, a poorly-skilled driver and not really the brightest person on Earth, who dreams of becoming the best racer in the world. His dream got him into trouble and he ends up with fines he can barely afford to pay. In order to pay the latest fine, he resorts to borrowing money from a loan shark named Lewis, but he has only one month to bring the money back. He becomes a car thief, yet he barely succeeds in stealing a state-of-the-art car, the Crescent Moon, while he has only three days left to return the money. Before the police can catch him, he is abducted by aliens. He manages to hijack their spaceship and add the alien weaponry to his stolen car. Then he ends up on a different planet, where he meets an alien named Azerty, who is forced to accompany Hank on a galactic travel, with no idea how to control the spaceship or the stolen car. ---------------------------------- Story disclaimer: All characters, their names, weaponry names (in case someone decides to name something that way in reality...), and (hopefully, for the sake of the human race) the events are fictional.

1. A FOOL ON A SPACESHIP by Detonatress, literature

1. A FOOL ON A SPACESHIP

2. MONKEY SEE, HUMAN DUMB by Detonatress, literature

2. MONKEY SEE, HUMAN DUMB

What could be worse than being trapped on a spaceship with a human who couldn't recognize an alien even if it were right under his nose? Well… being trapped on a spaceship with one such human and no food. Azerty felt like he was the unluckiest of his kind, ever since he realized just how much of a moron Hank could be. The Tarsa leaned against a wall of the spaceship, next to the screens and the dashboard. He was checking his watch's link to the internet. "We're too far away from any signal. Looks like I'm left with the offline database only," the blond said as he stopped staring at the watch. "You're such a geek, always talking about

3. ANTS BEE GONE by Detonatress, literature

3. ANTS BEE GONE

If the insects would have dominated Earth, what would the planet be like? There were times when Hank asked himself that question, after watching so many alien movies one night that he actually started to put to work what little mind he had. At least his imagination compensated for his lack of knowledge. Not that it benefited anyone. Azerty was trying to wake Hank up by shaking him. The car thief was still slumbering on the floor, smiling and drooling. "Hank! Wake up already! You've been sleeping for five hours since we've landed!" Hank was still snoring. The alien started to get mad at the human and shook him again. "I've barely slept for

4. CHILLING OUT by Detonatress, literature

4. CHILLING OUT

Hank hated the snow. Every winter, his car would get stuck in it. He would end up taking a shovel and making way for the vehicle to get out of the garage. Moreover, it seemed like every time he did that, the snow would start falling right after he finished. On top of that, he had to worry about the car's problems, since his muscle car was so old and damaged that not even a car mechanic could keep it from getting freezing problems. Not that Hank liked blowing money on the repairs anyway. But now, there he was, on a planet where the snow was everywhere. Hank stood on the ramp, with his new car behind him. A cold winter breeze blew through his

5. RACER'S CODE by Detonatress, literature

5. RACER'S CODE

On Earth, car races are held to test the speed of the vehicles and the skill of their drivers. Some are legal races, where the participants drive on a special track and avoid causing damage to the surroundings or hurting bystanders, while others are illegal, more commonly known as street races, where the participants may or may not avoid destruction of the surroundings, opponents' vehicles or hurting bystanders. On a planet far away from Earth, the rules of legal races are extremely cruel towards both the drivers and the spectators. The Racer's Code tournament has a main difference from all other races, putting both cars and drivers to the li

6. THE TEMPTRESS by Detonatress, literature

6. THE TEMPTRESS

Throughout his life, Hank had various friends with whom he hanged out during his free time. His first childhood friend was Nick, a blond kid with whom he would spend most of his time, until they were both the age of 10. At that point, they fought over a girl's attention and then broke their friendship. Funny thing about that was that the girl didn't like either of them anyway. His second friend was Ralph, a 14 year old guy who brought Hank to his father, who was a car mechanic, to teach him about cars. For a 12 year old, Hank learned pretty well. As thanks, Hank would invite Ralph to barbecues on the front yard of his house. Their friendshi

7. APOCALYPSE? WHERE? by Detonatress, literature

7. APOCALYPSE? WHERE?

Hank was a big fan of post-apocalyptic movies such as “Terminator”, “The Day After Tomorrow”, “2012” and more. He considered that he knew how to survive the apocalypse in case such a thing would happen on Earth. "All ya gotta do is dig a deep hole, build a bunker, hoard a lot of hamburgers, shawarmas, hot dogs and bacon, then get a few gallons of fizzy drinks and… as many CDs with movies and music as possible. That's the way to survive the apocalypse," Hank explained to Azerty. Azerty looked at the car thief with an awkward expression and then at the screens. He then said, "I think it's too late for

8.WE'VE FOUND ATLANTIS by Detonatress, literature

8.WE'VE FOUND ATLANTIS

On Earth, there is a legend of this mythical place called Atlantis. For too long people have been trying to find it, in a search that might as well compare to looking for a needle in a haystack, following Platos' works about this ancient continent, once home to the Atlanteans, which disappeared without a trace in murky ocean waters. Many claims of finding Atlantis were made, often shown on TV in the form of news bulletins or documentaries. Hank would always switch the channel whenever that subject came up, saying, "Oh shut up! Every freakin' year, someone discovers it!" After that flashback ended, Hank woke up in a bed made of black rock, wi

9. DEMOLITION CRACKDOWN by Detonatress, literature

9. DEMOLITION CRACKDOWN

Hank didn't even dream of owning a car like the Crescent Moon when he was just a wannabe racer on Earth. All he wanted back then was a fast car with a cool aspect, a car that would help him win the races and catch the attention of chicks too as a bonus. Most people would be more than happy to own the fastest and smartest car on Earth, but not Hank. He'd rather rant over the smallest details of said car instead, much to his alien friend's annoyance. "Look at it! The stupid car looks like a giant fish on wheels with all that silver on it! And it doesn't even have fancy exhaust tips! How can I drive in public without fancy exhaust tips?" "Han

10. CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT? by Detonatress, literature

10. CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT?

A dark, star-filled sky, a desolate land with pits full of red, hot, molten lava, a few giant rocks of about eleven feet in height and a giant silvery flying saucer, with small craters formed on the ground beneath it. The saucer seemed out of place in that area of the small planet which was located many light years away from the humans' solar system. Usually, a human that just crash-landed with an alien spaceship on such a dangerous planet would worry about their safety and would check if the flying saucer received any serious damage. Hank, however, chose to take a nap. Azerty had no choice but to guard his human friend until he woke up. No