





i noticed you like roleplaying , just so happens i do too , and it also happens that i have a horror/adventure starter :
(at a office building)
(a man is at his desk typing when another man walks up to him)
man 2 : hey earl , phone for you , they say it's urgent
(earl leaves his desk and goes to the phone)
earl : yes
woman : (on the other line) HONEY , COME QUICK , I'M ABOUT TO DELIVER OUR BABY
(earl immediately hangs up and runs out of the building and in to another , where he finds the woman who called in labor , then takes her to his car and drives to the hospital as quick as possible)
(a few minutes later)
(earl is waiting outside when a doctor approaches him)
doctor : mr. antonio , your wife is ready now
(earl enters the room and finds his wife holding a baby girl)
woman : earl , glad you're here , say hello to maribel (hands maribel to him)
(the next day)
(earl is going in to the office building and finds the boss at his desk)
earl : boss , ok , uh , before you say anything , i just wanna apologize for running out like that yesterday , i had a emergency in the family , and i just had to-
boss : (sarcastically) hey , no worries , why don't you take the day off , (in a angry tone) in fact , take the rest of your life off , YOU'RE FIRED
just so happens you clearly didn’t read my ads.
Happy belated Birthday. ![]()
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