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101 Ravenclaw Morals

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#1 All knowledge is worth having
#2 Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time.
#3 There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
#4 I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
#5 Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
#6 Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
#7 I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right,
#8 The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; The wise grows it under his feet.
#9 Creativity is the greatest expression of liberty.
#10 Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

#11 The brain is wider than the sky.
#12 Education is the sleeping pill that dreams are made of.
#13 intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.
#14 Old doesn't make you smart.
#15 The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
#16 Sarcasm is the best kind of humor
#17 Brains before brawn
#18 Don't use words you don't understand.
#19 Wikipedia is our God.
#20 I do not think, sir, you have any right to command me, merely because you are older than I, or because you have seen more of the world than I have; your claim to superiority depends on the use you have made of your time and experience.

#21 I only go off on stupid people.
#22 Occasionally, I'm callous and strange.
#23 Failing to plan is planning to fail.
#24 Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not...
#25 I can't work for idiots.
#26 Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.
#27 We smite thee with our braininess.
#28 Hate is completely unneeded.
#29 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
#30 Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.

#31 There's nothing creative or elegant about killing people.
#32 In a good book-room you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
#33 Supposing is good but finding out is better.
#34 Because the library is where all the good parties are.
#35 Oh, the cleverness of me!
#36 Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.
#37 I love all you guys, except for you Granger, I Fucking hate you. (lol random Ravenclaw)
#38 Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
#39 Knowledge is the key to power
#40 I am gonna go with Plan C.

#41 The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
#42 My brain is super fast like Sheldon Cooper but not a total ass.
#43 I do things like get in a taxi and say, 'The library, and step on it.'
#44 I have very little patience for stupidity.
#45 Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone.
#46 The learned soul sees beauty in all things
#47 I think it's because we're so awesome.
#48 Nerd? We prefer the term intellectual badass.
#49 The pen is mightier than the sword.
#50 Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
#51 Knowledge is the food of the soul.

#52 Those whose intelligence is surest.
#53 Common sense is not so common.
#54 Ravenclaws make the grade, you can go ahead and sleep with a professor.
#55 We insist ignorance killed the cat.
#56 The truth will set you free, it won't always make you happy.
#57 For Ravenclaw the cleverest would always be the best!
#58 just because we're smart doesn't mean we're sane.
#59 Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
#60 We know every insult.

#61 A Gryffindor will jump off a cliff, A Slytherin will push someone else off. A Hufflepuff will call in five hundred other Hufflepuffs, and they'll carve a stairway. And a Ravenclaw, we will get hold of a flying carpet.
#62 Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
#63 Ravenclaw: because someone has to be the voice of reason around here.
#64 The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
#65 We're smart. We're awesome. We can do Sloth Grip Rolls.
#66 Don't be condescending. (that is when you talk down to someone)
#67 Rah! Rah! Ravenclaw!
#68 Because reading is sexy.
#69 Because my brain is a friggin' encyclopedia.
#70 I am a Ravenclaw, which clearly means that I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face.

#71 It's not who you know, It's whom you know.
#72 It's not that we're smarter than you except it totally is.
#73 I don't have battles of wit with unarmed opponent.
#74 Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
#75 Eagles don't flock.
#76 If you're going to insult me, please be grammatically correct.
#77 We suspect Nargles are behind this.
#78 Minds are like parachutes, they only work when they're open.
#79 Don't use a long word when a diminutive one will suffice.
#80 Never give a Ravenclaw a Twilight books.

#81 By my research, in 43 years you will be physically able to go fuck yourself.
#82 Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff!
#83 I cry because people are stupid and it makes me sad.
#84 I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
#85 I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter.
#86 Shouting is not a substitute for thinking.
#87 I want to see your pure blood get you 12 OWL's
#88 Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
#89 if we did things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
#90 There's a hell of a difference between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.

#91 I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.
#92 Never tell a Ravenclaw about muggle book burnings.
#93 A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
#94 Wit beyond measure and all that shit.
#95 I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
#96 Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
#97 Keep calm and be a Ravenclaw.
#98 Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.
#99 If you can't convince them, confuse them.
#100 How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!
#101 I'm really smart, I'm a Ravenclaw.
I got bored so I made this. Fave this for your house pride.

Quotes are from some famous people some have been altered by me.

Slytherin: [link]
Hufflepuff: [link]
Gryffindor: [link]
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When you talk about the battle of wit, is this a reference to The Princess Bride ?